>From the February 27 Late Show with David Letterman, the Top Ten Hugh Rodham Tips for a Happy Life. Copyright 2001 by Worldwide Pants, Inc. 10. No matter how busy you get, eat your nine square meals a day 9. Kick Roger Clinton's ass during "Disgraced Brothers Week" on "Jeopardy" 8. Get a good hole-punch -- you never know when you'll have to change your belt size 7. Try and model your relationships after Bill and Hillary...or Bill and Monica...or Bill and Paula 6. When anyone bumps into you and says, "Pardon me," say, "Sure, that'll be $400,000" 5. Try to watch a lot of that wrestlin' football 4. If you hang with powerful in-laws, you may get in on some of that "hot intern action" 3. Cutting your own hair is a great way to save money 2. Remember, things could be worse, Hillary could be your wife 1. Take it in stride when your brother-in-law offers to pardon your "gigantic ass" http://www.mrc.org/mrcwebnews.html <<< ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. THIS SPACE FOR RENT For details, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please limit your postings to this list to 3 messages in any 24 hour period.****** Subscribe to SlickPlus and receive columns from some of the finest political writers on the net. Send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the words JOIN PLUS in the subject. If you're more of a reader than a writer, you may want to receive the Slick-D DIGEST instead of individual emails. Send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To remove your address, send blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No muss, no fuss. Have a great day :=( Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
