-Caveat Lector- > The Lame Humor List - http://robeo.cjb.net?lhl ********************************************************************** > A Look Into The Future > > George W. Bush: Goofed at his inauguration by saying, "I'm tired of > people > treating the presidency like it's some kind of federal job." Created > international incident when he called the Chinese prime minister Hop > Sing. > Defeated in 2004 by Democrat Warren Beatty. > > Al Gore: Never did concede election. Went into seclusion in > Tennessee, > where he attempted to file patents on ATMs, Barbie and instant > oatmeal. > Wife Tipper eventually had him committed to a sanitarium. He spent > final > years ordering nurses at Pleasant Days Ahead to bomb Yugoslavia. > > Joe Lieberman: Went back to U.S. Senate and continued campaign > against > Hollywood smut. Resigned after photos surfaced on the Internet > depicting > him in compromising positions with Dr. Laura. > > Dick Cheney: Scared children at the 2001 White House Christmas party > with > his dark portrayal of Santa Claus. Wanted to declare war on Iraq > again but > nobody would let him. Grabbed his chest and keeled over when his > daughter > showed up at White House dinner with Ellen DeGeneres. President > George W. > Bush raised eyebrows at the funeral when he said, "It wasn't a heart > attack, and I fully expect Dick to resume his duties as Vice > President > later this week." > > Warren Christopher: Distinguished life and career came to an untimely > end > when he fell asleep in a subway station. Mistaken for dead, he was > cremated. Al Gore raised eyebrows at the funeral when he referred to > Christopher as "my Secretary of State" and credited him with > inventing the > United Nations. After delivering the eulogy, Gore stunned observers > by > grabbing wife Tipper for an open-mouth kiss. > > James A. Baker III: As a reward for his loyalty, Baker was allowed to > secretly run the country during the term of George W. Bush, a job he > also > held during the Reagan administration. After leaving politics, Baker > became the new voice for Mr. Burns on "The Simpsons." > > Jeb Bush: Bush loses his reelection bid to Green Party candidate > Fidel > Castro, blaming the defeat on a butterfly ballot used in Miami-Dade. > Later > was appointed U.S. attorney general by his big brother. Other > department > heads ruffled his hair and called him Bobby at Cabinet meetings. > > Bill Clinton: Compromise proposal to remain president the rest of his > life > rejected. Allegedly pinched Laura Bush at inauguration. Divorced by > wife > Hillary. Spent final years as a broken man, running Po Boy Billy's > BBQ > stand in Arkansas. > > Katherine Harris: Became a partner with Tammy Faye in developing line > of > beauty-care products called Sensuous Republican. Nominated as best > supporting actress for her portrayal of the Borg Queen. Achieved > lifelong > ambition in 2028 when President Tom Feeney appointed her as > ambassador to > Chad. > > Chief Justice Charles Wells: Florida Supreme Court jurist left bench > to > star in WB courtroom show: "Judge Chuck!" Issued landmark ruling in > 2005 > that said a wife who has a sex-change operation and sleeps with her > husband's sister is not entitled to alimony. Ruling was overturned by > U.S. > Supreme Court. > ********************************************************************** > > A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes > to > it. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
