-Caveat Lector- --- The Lame Humor List <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Date: 30 Nov 2000 11:40:51 -0000 > From: "The Lame Humor List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "The Lame Humor List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: Solutions > > The Lame Humor List - http://robeo.cjb.net?lhl > > ********************************************************************** > > Don't know where you want to go today? Don't care where you > go today? Well then, "Go To A Random Site" at Absolute Robeo, > http://robeo.cjb.net?random today! Got a web site? Add it to > the "Random Site Database today! > > ********************************************************************** > Election Solutions > > 10 Gore is President Monday, Wednesday and Fridays, Bush Tuesday, > Thursday, and Saturday and alternate Sundays. Bush gets Presidency > for two > weeks during summer, Gore gets all major holidays including Jewish > holy > days. > > 9 Laura Bush and Tipper Gore mud wrestle for Presidency live on pay > per > view. > > 8 Get Martin Sheen to play the President, and outside of the > improvement > most people won't notice the difference. > > 7 Bush & Gore sue each other in Federal Court. Winner gets the > Presidency. Winner's lawyer gets Oregon, Indiana and one of the > Carolina's. > > 6 One round, paper scissors rock, no flinchies, no do-overs. > > 5 Person chosen to co-host with Regis Philbin also President. > > 4 Run the election again on Thursday and Saturday. (Best Two out of > Three > Wins) > > 3 Two Words: Swimsuit Competition > > 2 Al Gore and George W. Bush ride Disney's Magic Mountain > continuously > until one of them falls off. If both fall of simultaneously Ralph > Nader is > named the winner and gets to declare Disney ride unsafe at any speed. > > > 1. Just let Bill Clinton keep on being President. You know he wants > to. > ********************************************************************** > > There's one good thing about being wrong. The joy it brings to > others. > > ********************************************************************** > Win brownie points with your boss! Tell him or her about Absolute > Robeo > and the Lame Humor List! Go ahead and tell the boss all about it > right now > and do it on company time so you'll get paid for the recommendation! > > Robeo > ********************************************************************** > > The Lame Humor List - ISSN: 1530-3128 - http://robeo.cjb.net > > > It is not the intention of this publication to publish copyrighted > work > without the authorization of the original author. If you find an > authors > copyrighted work in this publication, please notify The Lame Humor > List at > [EMAIL PROTECTED] so that we may give full credit to > the > author and remove the author's post(s) from the archives. Unless > otherwise > noted by a copyright notice and/or byline, The Lame Humor List > assumes > that the humor articles contained in this publication are not > copyrighted > and The Lame Humor List does not make any copyright claims to them. > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/links/joinlb > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
