-Caveat Lector- For those of you who haven't been exposed to Abbott & Costello, this may seem a little less amusing. A<>E<>R
------- Start of forwarded message ------- > HU'S ON FIRST > By James Sherman > Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. I thought you would get a chuckle out of it. > (We take you now to the Oval Office.) > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > > George: Great. Lay it on me. > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > > George: That's what I want to know. > > Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > > Condi: Yes. > > George: I mean the fellow's name. > > Condi: Hu. > > George: The guy in China. > > Condi: Hu. > > George: The new leader of China. > > Condi: Hu. &! gt; > George: The Chinaman! > > Condi: Hu is leading China. > > George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > > Condi: That's the man's name. > > George: That's who's name? > > Condi: Yes. > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of > China? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle > East. > > Condi: That's correct. > > George: Then who is in China? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir is in China? > > Condi: No, sir. > > George: Then who is? > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Yassir? > > Condi: No, sir. > > George: Look, Condi. I need to ! know the name of the new leader of > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > > Condi: Kofi? > > George: No, thanks. > > Condi: You want Kofi? > > George: No. > > Condi: You don't want Kofi. > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And > then get me the U.N. > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > > Condi: Kofi? > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > > Condi: And call who? > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > > George: Will you stay out of China?! > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. > > Condi: Kofi. > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > > (Condi picks up the phone! .) > > Condi: Rice, here. > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should > send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get > Chinese food in the Middle East? -------- End of forwarded message -------- + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." --- Ernest Hemingway <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
