-Caveat Lector- http://www.thesmokinggun.com/ THE SMOKING GUN: Paving the Paper Trail Here's hoping that a supermarket tabloid offers some serious dough for the story of the Texas restaurant manager who snitched out the hard-partyin' Bush twins. Because not only is Mia Lawrence a tattletale, she's a deadbeat who just declared bankruptcy, according to federal court records. Lawrence, who earns $3000-a-month running Chuy's in Austin, filed a Chapter 7 petition in early-March, listing $37,500 in debts. As this list of creditors shows, Lawrence, 40, has not paid various credit card bills, a car loan, two lines of credit, and several medical expenses. Included in assets that Lawrence claims are exempt from liquidation are about $9000 in cash, household goods totaling $4000, a Chuy's pension worth $6700, and a $2500 Volvo. Oh, and she values her dogs at an exempt $100. Sadly, Austin cops do not offer a reward for information leading to the capture and conviction of margarita maidens. VIEW PDF file: Mia Michele Lawrence SCHEDULE OF CREDITORS: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.shtml ### hppt://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/jenna1.shtml In previous GOP police blotter news: Hard-partyin' Bush twins Look, TSG has as much respect for the presidency as the next web site, but you gotta figure that First Daughter Jenna Bush is going to turn up soon in one of those "Girls Gone Wild" videotapes. Just two weeks after copping to an underage drinking charge, the 19-year-old party girl has been rapped (along with twin sister Barbara) for another Texas booze incident. The Austin Police Department today (May 31) issued Jenna a misdemeanor citation for using someone else's driver's license in a failed bid to order a drink at a Mexican restaurant on May 29 (sister Barbara got nailed for successfully obtaining booze that same evening). The new citation is Jenna's second scrape with the law in recent weeks. On May 16, as these Municipal Court records show, Jenna pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of being a minor in possession of alcohol (the legal drinking age in Texas is 21). As part of the plea--which would have expunged the case from Bush's record if she behaved herself for a whole 60 days--Jenna was ordered to "commit no further offenses against the laws of the State of Texas and the City of Austin." Perhaps Jenna didn't read the fine print. If young Bush gets cited in the new booze probe, she could have her lenient punishment in the first case (a $51.25 fine, 8 hours of community service, and an alcohol awareness course) revoked and prosecutors might seek a formal criminal conviction and a suspension of her driver's license. (7 pages) In previous GOP police blotter news: Dubya's DWI, Dick Cheney's two DWIs, Jebby Bush caught gettin' busy, and hunky George P. Bush's girl trouble. ======================================================= Kadosh, Kadosh, Kadosh, YHVH, TZEVAOT FROM THE DESK OF: *Michael Spitzer* <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> The Best Way To Destroy Enemies Is To Change Them To Friends ======================================================= <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
