-Caveat Lector- Here's just a few: >> Many seemingly nice people will cynically use honesty, cheerfulness, and openness to manipulate others into doing things their way. >> In apparent response to millennial madness, the average length of an act of heterosexual intercourse in America—which is currently only four minutes—will jump to 18 minutes by the end of 1999. >> A Constitutional Convention in 2001 will produce a New Bill of Rights. Among its amendments: All Americans must be rewarded financially in direct proportion to how much beauty they create. >> There'll be a spin-off from the karaoke concept: nightclubs where groups of soap opera fans can re enact their favorite episodes. >> To demonstrate their lasting commitment to serving the needs of the American consumer, some corporations will buy mountains and carve their trademarks and logos into the rock—much like Mt. Rushmore >> The rise of the "pantheosexual" movement will present a new threat to sexual law 'n' order. Describing heterosexuals, gays, and bisexuals as narrow-minded, pantheosexuals will claim to have erotic feelings for everything from trees to toasters to clouds to all seven genders of human beings. >> The government will begin paying subsidies to some lawyers so they won't practice law—much as it now pays supermarket chains to keep cheese off the market when there is too much and the excess would bring prices down. >> Claiming it objectifies men, the men's movement will decry the romance novel as women's version of pornography. >> The bestselling self-help book of 1999 will be The Zen of Temper Tantrums. -------------->snip>---------------- See http://www.villagevoice.com/features/9850/brezsny.shtml Regards, -A http://www.erols.com/mack97 "The sharpest tool in the shed." -- anonymous DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om