-Caveat Lector- .............................................................. >From the New Paradigms Project [Not Necessarily Endorsed] Note: We store 100's of related "conspiracy posts" at: http://www.msen.com/~lloyd/oldprojects/recentmail.html From: "Cyberdude" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Nation Plunges into Chaos Date: Saturday, November 18, 2000 12:24 PM > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > Nation Plunges Into Chaos: > > Pro-Bush Rebels Seize Power In West; D.C. In Flames > > !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > WASHINGTON, DC--Presidential-election-related violence continued to > spread across the nation Tuesday, with Day Seven of the battle for the > White House claiming another 1,200 lives. > Above: Riot police advance through downtown Miami, where clashes between > Gore and Bush factions left 23 dead Monday night. > In Bush-controlled Tennessee, news of Gore's call for a sixth recount > in the disputed territory of Florida sparked full-scale rioting, with > Republican militiamen setting fire to Gore's heavily fortified Nashville > compound. It is believed Gore running mate Joseph Lieberman was trapped in > the blaze, though his whereabouts and status were unknown as of press time. > In Austin, Democrats continued to clash with armed Bush troops > outside the Texas capitol. Inside, the Bush family waited for news on the > welfare and whereabouts of Dick Cheney, who was carried off by a band of > NARAL Reproductive-Freedom Fighters. > Washington sources reported via short-wave radio that the city is > littered with burning and abandoned National Guard tanks. The last D.C. > television transmissions, which were broadcast at 11:22 p.m. EST Monday, > showed the drowned bodies of more than 200 Young Republicans in the > National Mall's cyanide-laced reflecting pool. It is unknown whether the > deaths are a mass suicide or the work of a Democratic guerrilla group > operating out of the Gore-controlled territory of Maryland. > Since declaring himself President For Life, President Clinton has > remained sealed inside a subterranean White House bunker with a cadre of > Secret Service personnel and a stockpile of canned goods. Like the many > state governors who declared themselves regional warlords over the weekend, > Clinton said he plans to wait out the fighting in the streets. > Meanwhile, Bush and Gore steadfastly maintained their claims to the > presidency after respectively declaring Austin, TX, and Nashville the > provisional national capitals. While Gore controls much of the nation's > Northeast and Upper Midwest, Bush currently holds all territory west of the > Mississippi River except California and Washington. Each man has issued > commands to the American people to cease rioting and acknowledge him as > president and has ordered the armed forces to salute him as the next > Commander In Chief. > > Borders between Gore states and Bush states have been witness to some > of the fiercest fighting of the past week. Along the Illinois-Indiana > border, an estimated 240 people have died in skirmishes, including 47 > Danville, IL, residents in a midnight Hoosier raid on the Gore controlled > state. On Sunday, police at the Arizona-California border turned away more > than 40,000 Golden State Republicans seeking to cross into Bush-controlled > Arizona. Democratic refugees attempting to cross in the opposite direction > were similarly rebuffed. > News of other presidential candidates is sketchy at best. On Monday, > National Public Radio reported that a man "strongly resembling" Ralph Nader > was crucified at the hands of angry New Hampshire Democrats. Pat Buchanan > is believed to have entered Florida with several hundred Jewish followers > shortly before communications with the state were lost. Libertarian Party > candidate Harry Browne is believed to be mounting a challenge to election > results in Suffolk County, NY, where Constitution Party candidate Howard > Phillips edged him out for fifth place by just two votes. > > Alan Greenspan, who established the Fed-In-Exile in Paris last > Friday, has announced a freeze on the markets until order can be restored. > He has temporarily fixed the value of the U.S. dollar at $15 Canadian. > Citizens have been urged to stay in their homes and keep their lights > off until further notice. > > © Copyright 2000 Onion, Inc., All rights reserved. http://www.theonion.com/ -- Dude -- Forwarded for info and discussion from the New Paradigms Discussion List, not necessarily endorsed by: *********************************** Lloyd Miller, Research Director for A-albionic Research a ruling class/conspiracy research resource for the entire political-ideological spectrum. **FREE RARE BOOK SEARCH: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ** Explore Our Archive: <http://a-albionic.com/a-albionic.html> <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. 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