-Caveat Lector- The New Bill Of Rights 1. Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of rifle ranges, pistol clubs, shooting societies, gun clubs, or any other such organization; or prohibiting the free use of guns; or abridging the freedom to shoot or to hunt; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble firearms collections, and to redress their grievances with guns [or any other weapons.] 2. A comfortable and well-regulated populace being necessary to the security of a responsible state, the levy by any individual, group, partnership, company or governmental entity of any impost, toll or tariff of any kind upon the use by the people of sanitary facilities in the Unites States or any place subject to their jurisdiction is hereby forbidden. 3. Congress shall make no law prohibiting prayers in schools, or any other place, or abridging the freedom of reasonable speech or a responsible press; but speech shall be taken to mean sounds that come out of people's mouths or, if provoked, their guns, and not strange and unnatural dress or hair, or cohabitation with persons of the same sex, or offensive or perverted gestures or behavior, or other things that cannot be heard and have to be seen to be believed; nor shall disrespectful silence or the display of badges, buttons or slogans be held to be speech; but nothing herein shall be construed as limiting or abridging the right of the people to affix to the bumpers of their vehicles such signs and declarations as they may choose; and the press shall be held responsible for any smut or nasty things; nor shall any publisher insert any card in any periodical which shall fall upon the people's lap when it is opened. 4. Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speed by setting arbitrary limits thereon; or prohibiting turns to the right on a red light after a full stop; or preventing the removal of any buzzer or alarm in any vehicle or the installation of any device, electronic or otherwise, therein; or requiring any person to wear a belt, harness, helmet, or other encumber-ance while in motion of any kind; or restricting the right of the people to assemble at the scene of an accident or disaster to acquaint themselves with the results; or depriving any person of leisure, mobility, or a license to drive, without due process of law. 5. No person who has been granted lawful entrance to an establishment which has on its premises an hors d'oeuvre table, salad bar, or other assembly of comestibles shall be prevented from filling his plate therefrom as often as he shall choose, nor be made subject to any additional charge therefor, providing only that he shall have agreed to pay the full cost of an entree. 6. No person receiving public monies of any kind of support or aid shall be quartered in a hotel or any other such lodging, with or without the consent of the owner. 7. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, garages, cars, trailers, recreational vehicles, leisure homes, condominiums, papers, effects, belongs, and gun collections shall not be violated; nor shall they be required to seek permits to make additions or improvements upon their basements or attics or any place; nor shall any person enter therein for the purposes of inspection or assessment without their consent; nor shall they be required to enumerate their flush toilets or closets or any other thing therein, save only its occupants; and if anyone shall enter in or upon their property or vehicles without their consent they may in the first instance shoot, and then make inquiries. 8. After one year from the ratification of this article, the sale of contai-ners with tops which require than one motion to remove is hereby prohibited within the United States or any place subject to their jurisdiction. 9. No person shall be held to answer for a capital or otherwise infamous crime unless a police officer shall say that he did it; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life and limb, except if his sentence be excessively lenient or his acquittal be due to a technicality or be otherwise ridiculous; nor shall he be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself and he shall be informed of his right to remain in confinement until he consents to do so; and if he shall be a witness against himself, he shall have the right to confront and cross-examine himself. 10. In all criminal presentations, the criminal shall enjoy the right to a speed and public trial by a jury of not less than one person, whose verdict must be unanimous in all capital cases; and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation and of the lesser charge to which he may plead guilty, as well as of the maximum sentence he could receive should he be found guilty of the original charge; and to have compulsory process to obtain copies of his confession; and to have present at his trial a court-room artist [and/or a video camera to record and broadcast the proceedings.] 11. No bail in excess of one hundred million dollars shall be required; nor any sentence longer than six thousand years imposed; and any cruel or unusual punishment inflicted must be televised. 12. In commerce with other nations, where the value of the goods to be sold shall exceed twenty dollars, the duly elected officers of any company incorporated in the United States shall not be hindered from granting such emoluments as they may choose to foreign princes, citizens or subjects to ensure the speedy success of their enterprises; and if they shall be quest-ioned for it in any other place the right of perjury shall be preserved. 13. No person shall be fined or otherwise held to account for stationing his vehicle at a broken inoperative meter; no shall any vehicle be towed more than two hundred feet without its owner's consent; nor shall any fine be imposed for discarding litter in a public place which is more than ten times the value of the discarded litter. 14. No person shall be compelled for any reason or in any place to acquaint another with his mother's maiden name. 15. No pregnancy shall be terminated without the written consent of the fetus; nor may any person under the age of consent be struck or otherwise disciplined, except by his parents or with parental consent, or by a police officer having possible cause, or a teacher during regular school hours, or by an officer or employee of any institution into whose care or under whose control he has been given or placed, or a person or employee thereof onto whose property he has placed himself, or by a lawful rider on public or private transport, or by a citizen acting under provocation or having a particular purpose. -- from THE 80s: A Look Back, ed. by Tony Hedra et al (1979) * http://skepticon.da.ru * ICQ# 19633976 * FAX: 603-415-3736 * * *** SkeptiChat: sliding down the razor-blade of life *** now featuring SkeptiNews: All The News That's Fit To Question email INFO or SUBSCRIBE SKEPTICHAT to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. 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