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Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2000 11:27:53 -0600
From: Howard Bleicher <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: New Discovery At Los Alamos Fire Scene
The fire at Los Alamos has one significant consequence.
A secret scientific document was discovered in a bunker whose
security systems were mostly destroyed by the fire. This document
was leaked to the public last weekend.
Actually it reveals nothing that we didn't already suspect. But
it does show that the government has known all along that besides
arsenic, lead, mercury, radium, strontium, uranium and plutonium,
one more extremely deadly and pervasive element also exists.
Investigators at a major research institution have discovered the
heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery
has been tentatively named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret
for 50 years.
This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an
atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 deputy
neutrons, 75 supervisory neutrons, and 111 team leader neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Governmentium is inert. However, it
can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact.
According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Governmentium
causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it
would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a
normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
deputy neutrons, supervisory neutrons, and team leader neutrons
exchange places. In fact, Governmentium sample's mass will
actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some
of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a
certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as the "Critical Morass."
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