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Something smells fishy here, and it ain't Eve:
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Source:  http://www.counterpunch.org/yusuf1.html


December 14, 2001

The Camera That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Osama Gump?
By Yusuf Agha

After days of anticipation, television viewers the world over witnessed the
grand premiere of the mystery tape in which, according to British Foreign
Secretary Jack Straw, "bin Laden confirms his guilt" and consequently
"totally vindicates the action that we, the U.S. and the international
coalition have taken in Afghanistan."

The tape, the proverbial smoking gun, was found late November in a house in
Jalalabad under circumstances enshrouded in mystery. The Pentagon which,
apparently, spent two weeks agonizing over its release, proffered the tape
to the networks with a translation of the material.

The Pentagon gives us the setting for the tape. "In mid-November, Osama bin
Laden spoke to a room of supporters, possibly in Kandahar, Afghanistan."

A paraplegic Sheikh visits bin Laden. "We came from Kabul", he tells his
host. "We asked the driver to take us, it was a night with a full moon."
Later, he places the conversation in context to "this holy month of
Ramadan". The full moon of Ramadan occurred around the 30th of November,
not mid-November - exactly around the time the tape was allegedly found.

The transportation service in war-ravaged Afghanistan must be
extraordinary. First, the tape moves from Kandahar to Jalalabad at a speed
that would make Fedex envious!

Then, our paralyzed tourist, who regrets he could not move between mosques
in Mecca to gauge reactions because "My movements were truly limited,"
conveniently transports himself from Kabul to Kandahar at a most
inconsiderate time for travelers. The Northern Alliance surrounds Kabul
looking for 'Arab Taliban', and as the on November 30th edition of Dawn
(Pakistan) reports: "Near the southern city of Kandahar, more marines and
equipment have been ferried in to bring their strength to slightly more
than 1,000, (Pentagon's) Clarke said in a Thursday briefing."

But the marvels of Afghan communication do not cease there. Ten thousand
bombs have had little effect on the luxuries in the valley, for as Sulayman
(Abu Guaith) tells us: "I was sitting with the Shaykh in a room, then I
left to go to another room where there was a TV set. The TV broadcasted the
big event." Osama tunes in to the radio, Sulayman is on the TV. Maybe Ali
was on the internet? Ah! Thank goodness for AT&T Broadband!

Mazar-i-Sharif has fallen, Kabul has been captured, and the world reacts
with horror at the great massacre at Qala-i-Jhangi. But while both CNN and
Fox blurt out 24 hours on news of the war, Osama appears calm and unruffled
- and the historic conversation does not drift to the war at all!

And then comes the glaring confession - the Christmas wrapped pronouncement
that will allow Mr. Ashcroft to nail bin Laden to the military tribunal door.

Osama narrates from the prosecutor's dream script: "We calculated in
advance the number of casualties We calculated that the floors that would
be hit ... I was the most optimistic of them all. (...Inaudible...) Due to
my experience in this field, I was thinking that the fire from the gas in
the plane would melt the iron structure of the building and collapse the
area where the plane hit ..."

Lead the prisoner out, General, the firing squad is ready!

The damnation continues: "We were at (...inaudible...) when the event took
place. We had notification since the previous Thursday that the event would
take place that day. We had finished our work that day and had the radio
on. It was 5:30 p.m. our time."

"Our time!" An editorial comment so as not to confuse the average American
reader, who will be confused that the attack commenced at 8:30 AM EST.

Ask yourself this: Have you ever created a home video where the effects
were this bad? Here is OBL with his billions of dollar funds, and all he
gets for Christmas is this Video Camera that can't shoot straight!

"The tape was of such poor quality and Bin Laden's words so difficult to
discern that viewers took away from it what they wanted," writes Michael
Slackman for the LA Times. He continues with a quote from one Rashwan from
the Al Ahram Center for Political and Strategic Studies in Cairo. "'It's a
real scandal,' he said, laughing. Bin Laden is a multimillionaire, a man
said to posses extraordinary technological capabilities, a man who released
previous videos that were slick and well produced, he said, so how could
this be his work? "

He continues: "But Rashwan also saw other problems in the tape: When a
visitor from Saudi Arabia arrives, his voice is clear and there are
frequent close-ups. But Bin Laden's voice is always muffled and the camera
never zooms in on him."

Truly, the sound is atrocious. In many parts, the transcript reads: "OBL:
(...Inaudible...)," and to add to the poor quality of audio, a persistent
cough permeates the background. Hafiz al-Mazari of Al-Jazeera TV, appearing
on ABC's nightline, talked about problems of voice and video synchronization.

Mr. Mazari also mentioned that he had interviewed Mr. Ashcroft three days
prior to its release, but the Attorney General admitted he had not seen the
tape. Apparently it did not pose enough interest to America's chief prosecutor!

To add further confusion to the already murky audio, video and poor
translation, the sequence of the events is reversed on the tape. It begins
with the end of the visit, a helicopter site visit occupies the middle, and
the ending sequence of the tape brings up the beginning of the visit!

And then there is the constant riddle why the tape was left lying around so
carelessly, after all the pains to film it at a moment of siege, by a man
reported to be so paranoid, and rightly so, that he does not sleep in the
same place twice.

Indeed, those who were convinced of bin Laden's guilt from the day Mr. Bush
declared he was wanted 'Dead or alive', find their belief strengthened by
the mystery tape. As Judith Miller of the NY times writes, "What now seems
indisputable after the release of the tape is Mr. bin Laden's
responsibility for the Sept. 11 attacks."

Those caught in between, are still doubtful. Charles Shoebridge, reporting
in London's Guardian believes "The video is not quite the smoking gun the
Americans claim it to be."

Can it be entirely coincidental that the tape was found so shortly after
the US government sought the cooperation of Hollywood to assist it in its
War on Terror? The Australian daily The Age poses the question: "If
computer-generated graphics can fake Forrest Gump shaking President John F
Kennedy's hand and the late John Wayne hawking beer, how can viewers be
sure that a videotape of Osama bin Laden bragging about the September 11
attacks is real?"

If this was indeed a Hollywood production, one cannot but regret that
instead of modeling its magnum opus on visual effects of The Matrix or The
Mummy (quite appropriate in the Arab context of bin Laden), they chose the
Blair Witch Project instead.

Yusuf Agha lives in Boston, MA.

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former may reign over the latter is by deception and force; by deluding
those who enjoy God-given personal liberty into accepting empty promises of
security, elaborate schemes of dependence and the propaganda of
divisiveness. Not until the majority become enslaved by the 'compassionate
lie' will the shackles of oppression be applied without resistance."
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