-Caveat Lector- ======================== A Trip in the East Be warned, you are going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. It was nominated the "best email of 1997". The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. ROOM SERVICE: "Morny, Ruin sorbees" GUEST: "Sorry, I thought I dialed Room Service" ROOM SERVICE: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" GUEST: "Uh..yes...I'd like some bacon and eggs" ROOM SERVICE: "How july den?" GUEST: "What?" ROOM SERVICE: "How july den?....pry, boy, pooch?" GUEST: "Oh the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, Scrambled please." ROOM SERVICE: "Ow july dee bayhcem...crease?" GUEST: "Crisp will be fine." ROOM SERVICE: "Hokay. An san tos?" GUEST: "What?" ROOM SERVICE: "San tos. July san tos?" GUEST: "I don't think so" ROOM SERVICE: "Judo one toes??" GUEST: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." ROOM SERVICE: "Toes! toes!..why djew don juan toes? Ow bow singlish moppin we bother?" GUEST: "English Muffin! I've got it! You are saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes , an english muffin will be fine." ROOM SERVICE: "We bother?" GUEST: "No..just put the bother on the side." ROOM SERVICE: "Wad?" GUEST: "I mean butter... just put it on the side." ROOM SERVICE: "Copy?" GUEST: "Sorry?" ROOM SERVICE: "Copy...tea...mill?" GUEST: "Yes, coffee please, and that's all." ROOM SERVICE: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease bayhcem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy... rye??" GUEST: "Whatever you say" ROOM SERVICE: "Tenjuberrymud" GUEST: "You are welcome" DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
