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<A HREF="aol://5863:126/alt.conspiracy:522755">UFO Cult seeks Musicians for
End of the World
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Subject: UFO Cult seeks Musicians for End of the World
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Modemac)
Date: Thu, May 13, 1999 6:39 PM
Message-id: <7hg2d9$[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


The Church of the SubGenius is preparing for the end of the world (again),
when the Pleasure Saucers of the Sex Goddesses will arrive at the
designated landing site on X-Day, July 5 at 7:00 AM!  We'll be gathering
once again at the designated landing site in Sherman, New York, from July
1 through July 5, and we'll be celebrating the end of the world with one
big NON-STOP PARTY!

Performers and musicians are encouraged to come and take part in the
festivities!  Those of you who've survived the X-Day celebrations of the
past three years will know that this is the best damn festival of the
year, BAR NONE.

If you and your band want to get on stage and perform with a bunch of
naked freaks, mutants, and weirdoes, then just pack up your gear and COME
ON UP to New York for the action!  This is your chance to get it on and
cut loose!  It's non-professional, so you won't be paid for it, BUT you'll
be taking part in a five-day naked party with hundreds of participants.
Audience participation is ENCOURAGED, nay, it is REQUIRED. Expect to spend
three to five days (two to four nights) camping out: the site is an
outdoor campground, and you have to provide your own camping gear.  You
can sleep in your van if you want.  (The campground has running water and
toilets, hot showers, a heated swimming pool, an outdoor cafe serving
cooked food, a bar, and a hot tub.  The main pavilion has a stage and
electricity for your instruments and gear.)  There is a registration fee
of $60 per person for the entire five days (only $30 if you're an ordained
SubGenius minister) plus a $10 per night camping fee (payable to the
campsite, not us), but there are no other costs (unless you want to buy
things).  You can also bring your own stuff to sell.

For information about X-Day, the end of the world, the Pleasure Saucers,
and the Brushwood Folklore Center (where it all takes place), head to the
Church of the SubGenius' Web site at http://www.subgenius.com/ -- and if
you want to be listed as a performing band, just send email to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

X-Day is an event with NO corporate sponsorship, NO so-called
"professionals," and NO commercialism (except what you provide yourself).
It's just five days of music, beautiful naked Sex Gods and Goddesses, and
PURE SLACK.  Fuck Woodstock 99.  Fuck Lolla-pa-losers...

...and FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!

Praise "Bob!"

P.S.: Don't shit in the hot tub.


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                        First Online Church of "Bob"
                          http://www.modemac.com/
=====Subject: Re: UFO Cult seeks Musicians for End of the World
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mr. Tangent)
Date: Fri, May 14, 1999 4:46 AM
Message-id: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

On 14 May 1999 02:39:37 GMT, with raygun in hand the aliens forced
[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Modemac) to write:

>Praise "Bob!"

Praise J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and all that is slack!  Hallelujah, can I get
a hymen?!

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Mr. Tangent [the binary police]

"Not all people on AOL are idiots.
But the ones that are compose a new
breed of super-idiot. This is the future."
   - MT

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