-Caveat Lector- from alt.conspiracy ----- As always, Caveat Lector. Om K ----- <A HREF="aol://5863:126/alt.conspiracy:522755">UFO Cult seeks Musicians for End of the World </A> ----- Subject: UFO Cult seeks Musicians for End of the World From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Modemac) Date: Thu, May 13, 1999 6:39 PM Message-id: <7hg2d9$[EMAIL PROTECTED]> The Church of the SubGenius is preparing for the end of the world (again), when the Pleasure Saucers of the Sex Goddesses will arrive at the designated landing site on X-Day, July 5 at 7:00 AM! We'll be gathering once again at the designated landing site in Sherman, New York, from July 1 through July 5, and we'll be celebrating the end of the world with one big NON-STOP PARTY! Performers and musicians are encouraged to come and take part in the festivities! Those of you who've survived the X-Day celebrations of the past three years will know that this is the best damn festival of the year, BAR NONE. If you and your band want to get on stage and perform with a bunch of naked freaks, mutants, and weirdoes, then just pack up your gear and COME ON UP to New York for the action! This is your chance to get it on and cut loose! It's non-professional, so you won't be paid for it, BUT you'll be taking part in a five-day naked party with hundreds of participants. Audience participation is ENCOURAGED, nay, it is REQUIRED. Expect to spend three to five days (two to four nights) camping out: the site is an outdoor campground, and you have to provide your own camping gear. You can sleep in your van if you want. (The campground has running water and toilets, hot showers, a heated swimming pool, an outdoor cafe serving cooked food, a bar, and a hot tub. The main pavilion has a stage and electricity for your instruments and gear.) There is a registration fee of $60 per person for the entire five days (only $30 if you're an ordained SubGenius minister) plus a $10 per night camping fee (payable to the campsite, not us), but there are no other costs (unless you want to buy things). You can also bring your own stuff to sell. For information about X-Day, the end of the world, the Pleasure Saucers, and the Brushwood Folklore Center (where it all takes place), head to the Church of the SubGenius' Web site at http://www.subgenius.com/ -- and if you want to be listed as a performing band, just send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] X-Day is an event with NO corporate sponsorship, NO so-called "professionals," and NO commercialism (except what you provide yourself). It's just five days of music, beautiful naked Sex Gods and Goddesses, and PURE SLACK. Fuck Woodstock 99. Fuck Lolla-pa-losers... ...and FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! Praise "Bob!" P.S.: Don't shit in the hot tub. -- First Online Church of "Bob" http://www.modemac.com/ =====Subject: Re: UFO Cult seeks Musicians for End of the World From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mr. Tangent) Date: Fri, May 14, 1999 4:46 AM Message-id: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> On 14 May 1999 02:39:37 GMT, with raygun in hand the aliens forced [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Modemac) to write: >Praise "Bob!" Praise J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and all that is slack! Hallelujah, can I get a hymen?! -- Mr. Tangent [the binary police] "Not all people on AOL are idiots. But the ones that are compose a new breed of super-idiot. This is the future." - MT ----- Aloha, He'Ping, Om, Shalom, Salaam. Em Hotep, Peace Be, Omnia Bona Bonis, All My Relations. Adieu, Adios, Aloha. Amen. Roads End Kris DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om