-Caveat Lector- ~~for educational purposes only~~ When Elephants Fly by Carole Ward I believe Republicans are going to lose in November, because utopian wolves outnumber the grass eaters. Even if conservatives eke out a victory in November, the battle for a Constitutional Republic is lost. Elections are now self evident bidding wars between coalitions who use government as organized crime to steal from their neighbors. The debates proved this. The exercise I saw Tuesday should have been called dueling nannies. "I’ll give everybody free drugs." says the right. "But my program gives you free drugs AND medical care!" insists the left. If you vote Bush, you get creeping socialism and perhaps, new justices who won’t let women evacuate their unborn. Ahh but if you vote Al Gore, you get fast track utopianism, with a silver lining. I believe an Al Gore presidency could actually topple our present form of "government". A catharsis will occur when dummy Constitutionalists gaze at each other the morning after, and ask Who? Who could have voted for this this parsimonious prig, this pestiferous pustule, the petulant pimpernel from podunk, proffering potlatch, pedantry and pederast? . Who could have wanted this? Then, slowly, in group therapy with Rush, Medved, O’Reilly, Hannity and Coulter presiding, the losers will put it all together. See, it don’t matter WHO is nominee on the left. All that arguing over morals, marriage, truth, justice and the American way?...a shallow exercise. Democracy has been the 250 year honeymoon of stupidity. And it’s delivered the death blow to Republican Government. ALL that mattered in this election was drum roll a putative putsch to steal more from those who "have" and give it to those who "need." Two wolves and a sheep voted on dinner. That was the contest. Pure and simple. Most of the underclass votes Democratic to get day care, welfare, health care, dental care, you know, potlatch. Hell, they’ll even send somebody over to kick ya in the chest each morning to getcha breathing. Ditto for government workers, teachers, single moms and grandma. None of these groups wants their compensation in life tied to performance or effort. Their ticket in life is voting organized crime. The Federales. Homosexuals are the wild cards in this war, who vote against their individual economic self interest in return for more sexual freedom from the nihilists. Ever since big daddy Roosevelt began giving away the goodies, we have been sliding toward collectivism with programs called the "Great Society" and "Social Security." Each new batch of immigrants votes with the addicts for more, giving us a fresh supply of peasants willing to toil for the mob. The system works great for subsistence third world types who believe this is the promised land when their kids receive a polio vaccine. But it’s a no win for the the middle class. On the left we have the entitlement junkies, including otherwise conservative Aunt Beatrix who worries whether she will be able to keep her RV once Uncle Harry dies. She will vote a strict democratic ticket no matter if Joe Stalin is the nominee. Bush, and his handlers on the right, know this. All they can do is promise Bea enough to get themselves elected. Then, they can shelter themselves against the growing pool of "needy." Well situated Republicans hope to cover their assets, and throw a little sand on that slippery slope to full scale socialism, while they quietly position themselves offshore. This agenda has been in place for some time. Clinton/Gore nailed the final stake into the heart of economic freedom when they enacted the "Liz Taylor" laws in the IRS code. These protect against capital flight, because now you cannot escape the "needy" for ten years, if you leave the United States. Why do you think multi-nationals have been positioning themselves offshore with laws like NAFTA and Gatt? The new world order enables the big boys to become virtual citizens immune from the pillage of the entitlement junkies of Europe and the U.S. They have had several years now to position themselves in low tax markets, with their products and services available to the open markets in high tax countries. Their cash flows away from the high tax, high benefit, social democracies, to the low tax, third world headquarters, where they set up shop. I love to run my mouth about irrefutable laws of the universe. I call em Carole’s Maxims for Living. Here’s #6 If you want to understand how the world works, you only need to know a trust attorney in St. Barts, a nanny in Aspen and a whore in Gstaad. Their collective wisdom can provide you with the navigational tools to survive the Neuveau Reich of the Clinton/Blair/Gore/Annan/ and, sadly Bush, paradigm for prosperity. Ever wonder why all those Hollywood types vote the big D, when they have so much to lose? Well, to borrow from Bubba, their liabilities are negotiable, depending on your definition of gross income. Taxable income for most of us, is our gross receipts in life. Adjusted gross income or taxable income for Julia Roberts is very very different. If she gets a mouth full of white caps, it’s an expense against income because her face is her business. If Streisand sings for Al Gore at a fundraiser, or Save the Sparrows, she deducts the estimated worth of that "contribution." There are barrels full of these provisions. I once knew a man who made his money writing niche tax laws for political contributors. He said, tell me what you love to do and I’ll tell you what business to go into for an adjusted gross income of zero. Readers would gag if they saw those itty bitty figures at the bottom of Steven Speilbergs 1040. But it gets worse Then these pretty little dust mites make a very public display of supporting the entitlement junkies, in an effort to fleece THEM of the money stolen from us! We are not going to stop this with letters to the editor and elections. The gentle folk who watch debates, believe they can influence the vote of the misguided postal worker, by pointing out the self evident flaws of the Petulant Pimpernel. They are fools. This system will change only when Americans become hip to the game. And that will only happen after profuse portions of the pimp’s pastiche. We should be thankful for the Clinton/Al Gore phenomenon in a perverse sort of way. If these two hadn’t been so awful so corrupt and transparently evil, we still might not have come to terms with the source of our illness, which is hereditary, brought to us through the food chain called democracy. It’s a bad recipe for freedom and slow death for even alert grass eaters. I predict a real live, bloody revolt in the streets within a decade of an Al Gore presidency. If we get Bush, think of it as an IV drip, with a thousand little tubes running into as many vials. They will keep you alive, just barely, for you are the source, the life the future of America. Think of yourself as a goat, tethered in the bathtub of a family of Honduran immigrants in Southern California. When busted, they claimed they couldn’t afford meat, so they kept the animal alive in the tub, eating only what they needed. I seen a house fly, I seen a dragon fly. I seen a clothes horse, rear up and buck, and they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck. But I never seen that, I only heard, but just to be sociable, I’ll take your word. 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