Did you hear the news? Someone I really trust sent this to me. I've confirmed it's true. And boy, is this going to shock the world! Last week, Walt Disney Jr. and America Online hooked up in secret and masterminded an evil plot to form the largest computer company in the world. This is serious! Soon, this will be more profitable than the war in Chechnya!!! And they've decided to share this with everybody with an email address! Here's what you have to do if you want to stop them from taking over the world. DON'T SEND ANY MONEY!! Just forward this email to a close friend, and include your Social Security number and phone number. This information will be logged, along with your computer's IP address, using an amazing email tracking program developed by AOL, Microsoft, Disney, and the Freemasons. Forward the email, and by the end of next week, you will have ONE THOUSAND FORWARDED EMAIL MESSAGES to enjoy. It's that simple!! And remember!! Ignore anyone who thinks the Grammy Awards are rigged. I swear this is all true! Here's a list of people who have already become millionaires as a result of this scheme. If you want to be added to the list, forward this email NOW!! Bill Gates Steve Jobs Steve Case Slobodan Milosevich John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt Britney Spears John Tesh Prince Albert of Monaco Note: This hoax is for entertainment purposes only. Any attempt to use it for world domination will result in ridicule by your peers.
