Baby MCBoss: "Teenager, buy me another ham radio with your license."
Teenager 4: "No! Mayor told me you are a bad guy!"
Mayor left. Baby MCBoss was left to stew in the juices of their failure.
Baby MCBoss: "Maybe I'll buy another ham radio."
Baby MCBoss: "You you just wait! Someday I will hire a whole town
full of machine learning engineers! You won't be able to do this
then!"
Mayor frees the teenager, the horse, the ham radio, and the stone
tablet, from Baby MCBoss's skull.
Mayor: "Baby MCBoss, what the fuck are you doing. I am already blind.
I was elected to support blind people."
Baby MCBoss blushes.
Mayor: "What is all that crap sticking out of your head?"
The town mayor recognized the attitude of the voice, and visited Baby
Mind Control Boss at once.
The poor innocent town mayor was minding their own business, attending
a administrative meeting, when suddenly a strange voice came into
their head.
Mysterious Voice: "You're a poopy head! Send trucks of chocolate to
this address, or I will make you blind!"
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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, a budding Mind Control
Boss began giving themselves brain surgery.
They took a ham radio, a stone tablet, a horse, and a crowd of
teenagers, cut a hole in their skull, and shoved them all in!
The
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Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a cute little bloodthirsty
demon named MCBoss.
MCBoss was playing in the yard one day when something came to them.
MCBoss: "I want to take over the minds of everyone in the world, and
bend them all to be my slaves!"
MCBoss was
MCBoss and Rebel Experimentee are toddlers taking a nap in the sunshine.
Baby MCBoss [puffs on fake cigar]: "Oh, I am so sleepy!"
Baby Rebel Experimentee: "I mind control you. Fall asleep. I will rearrange
your organs -- I mean make you better while you sleep."
Baby Boss: "Oh? How will you make
