Everybody who has a bone to pick with Hillary 'Cause You'd Be In Jail' Clinton, has either "mysteriously" died, or is literally (according to CNN) a Russian asset.
Clinton Body Count https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Body_Count https://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/BODIES.php http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/THE%20CLINTON%20BODY%20COUNT.pdf https://www.conservapedia.com/Clinton_body_count ‘Totally sane’: Dems can't make up their minds about who is a supposed 'Russian agent’. Trump? Bernie? Or… both? https://www.rt.com/usa/481479-bernie-russia-trump-swalwell/ CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide Hillary Clinton Accidentally Posts Condolences For Tulsi Gabbard's Suicide One Day Early https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-accidentally-posts-condolences-for-tulsi-gabbards-suicide-one-day-early Everybody that is, except the BabylonBee, who have recently come to love Hillary Clinton: We Would Like To State For The Record That Hillary Clinton Is An Upstanding Citizen And A Fine Human Being https://babylonbee.com/news/we-would-like-to-state-for-the-record-that-hillary-clinton-is-an-upstanding-citizen-and-a-fine-human-being (BTW, the life-ending conspiracy theories surrounding Hillary Clinton (totally fake news - she's truly an angel loved by all) are the -real- reason Trump is keeping Assange in Belmarsh max-security jail - it's the only way to protect him from Hillary Rodham Clinton's love for Assange.) Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing The Hearts Of The American People' https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-the-only-crime-i-ever-committed-was-stealing-the-hearts-of-the-american-people On Mon, Feb 03, 2020 at 09:54:05AM +1100, Zig the N.g wrote: > Word "wow", in just now, from Moscow: > > "Wow! Big problem, Hillary has 'urge' - must be Tulsi time > already !?#!" > > > Can Bernie And Tulsi Survive Hillary's "Urge" To Save The DNC? > > https://www.zerohedge.com/political/can-bernie-and-tulsi-survive-hillarys-urge-save-dnc > > ... > "Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of > warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of > the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, > have finally come out from behind the curtain. > ... > It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me. Don’t > cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly." > > — Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 (@TulsiGabbard) October 18, 2019 > > https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1185289626409406464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw > > Gabbard throws down the gauntlet here outing Hillary as the > mastermind behind the DNC strategy of allowing the current crop > of future losers to fall all over themselves to alienate as many > centrist voters as possible. > > This paves the way for Hillary to swoop in on her broom, pointed > hat in hand, and declare herself the savior of the Democratic > Party’s chances to defeat Donald Trump next November. > > > Surely Hillary wouldn't be running on an urge to keep outta jail? > > As the number of Hillary Clinton body doubles increases (see photo in > original article for one double - there are at least 3 Hillarys doing > the rounds - I guess since she struggles to remain conscious and not > trip over smooth floors...), Hillary's "urge" grows. > > The amount of money being spent for Hillary is truly impressive - > especially the latest alleged 'hat in the ring' from Mini Mike B - > all just to try to keep Bernie at bay and provide a viable pathway > for Hillary "'Cause You'd Be In Jail" Clinton. > > You've heard of Breaking Bad, now have a laugh with Barking Mad, the > true tale of Hillary Clinton's dozens of attempts to avoid legal > service, arrest and jail, her subsequent commitment (she's a very > committed woman) to the Brokensaw Psychiatric Quantannimoh Bae > Facility, and be sure to stay tuned for Season 2 - Hillary's > over a dozen thrilling Quantannimoh Bae escape attempts. > > Rumour has it the finalé grants her Quantannimoh laundry privileges, > in no small part due to her animated uncontrolled flailing being put > to effective use to wash the orange man bad linen for her fellow > inmates. > > > > On Tue, Oct 22, 2019 at 09:42:35PM +1100, some N.g wrote: > > Well well well, an absolutely UNredacted Trump-Putin telephone > > transcript. > > > > In non Soviet Russia, phone transcribe you! > > > > On problem below, subject line postulate with "If". > > > > > > What If Hillary Clinton Was Right... > > https://www.zerohedge.com/political/what-if-hillary-clinton-was-right > > https://www.libertynation.com/hillary-clinton-was-right-a-satire/ > > > > The following is a transcript of what Russian President Vladimir > > Putin recently told President Donald Trump during a phone call. > > This transcript was provided by an anonymous Russian – possibly the > > same one from whom Rep. Adam Schiff tried to get compromising > > photos of Trump. Unlike Schiff, we have not doctored this > > transcript. > > > > Vladimir Putin: > > “Hello, Trump, this is Vladimir. Hah! Funny man. Vladimir Putin, > > president of Russia. Listen, we need to have serious talk. We had > > agreement. You tell me you cooperate if I help you win election in > > 2016. What’s this make American great again sh*t? I thought that > > was joke. You start playing with the ball or I’m going to replace > > you next year with Tulsi Gabbard. > > > > “Yes, Donald, I know, but you are not helpful. Not like Obama. When > > I rigged his election against … what’s his name? That big, stupid > > Mormon? Romney, yes, Romney. When I helped Obama he promised to be > > flexible. Yes, he was very flexible – I got everything I wanted. He > > was, how you say, pushover. I hoped you would be like him, only > > more white, of course. > > > > “You make America strongest country in world, now. You increase > > energy production – that’s not good for me. You give aid to the > > sniveling Ukrainian dogs. You do nothing for Russia. No, that’s not > > funny, I tell you funny Soviet joke: What do you do with peasant > > who steal sack of potatoes? Send him to gulag for three winters. > > Hmm, perhaps it lose something in translation – in Russian, is very > > funny. Of course, as we used to say in KGB: In Soviet Russia, joke > > laughs at you. > > > > “So, listen carefully, Trump. You start helping me or Tulsi gets > > your job. Yes, she secret Russian asset but we have problem. > > Clinton knows. Yes, she knows – I read it on the News Fox and the > > Washington Examination. I don’t know how she knows. Probably those > > Ukrainian sh*ts told her – you know, the same ones who try to help > > her win election. > > > > “Clinton is stupid woman, though. She think I groom Tulsi to help > > you win next year. No, I groom her to take your place. Why? Because > > she better looking than you and also because I am, how you say, > > woke: I think it’s time to have woman Russian agent running > > America. I’ve had black Russian agent, orange Russian agent, and > > now it’s time for woman Russian agent. > > > > “Yes, it is very funny that everyone Russian agent except that > > crazy old communist, Bernie – and he’s the only one who wants to be > > Russian agent! That is right: Clinton also know that Jill Stein is > > Russian agent. Clinton think everyone Russian agent – it’s the only > > thing she has ever been right about. But she think I set up Gabbard > > for the third-party campaign to help you win. No, she is not smart. > > When you read as many of her emails as I do, that becomes clear. > > > > “What about this third party thing, anyway? You Americans have too > > many parties. You should have only one, like here in Russia. Your > > Democratic Party – that is funny name, by the way – your > > Democratic Party may be fools, but they understand benefit of > > having only one party. > > > > “Yes, I have the dirt on all other candidates. By January, Gabbard > > will be ready to take nomination and then you get in the line or > > you lose, understand? > > > > “OK, Donald, you know what you have to do or it’s Tulsi time – like > > the famous American country song. OK, I must go now, I have Biden > > on the other line. He wants his son to be next head of Russian > > army.” > > > > > > In non Soviet Russia, you have been, how we say?, line punched. > >