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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including
human beings. Little Tommy, a child in¡¡the kindergarten class, seemed
especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of
Adam's ribs.Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he
were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?"Little Tommy responded, "I
have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife."
The musical director wasn£§t happy with the performance of one of our
percussionists. Repeated attempts to get thedrummer to improve failed.
Finally£¬in front of the orches-tra£¬the director said in
frustration£¬¡åWhen a musician just can£§t handle his instrument£¬they take
it away£¬give him two sticks and makehim a drummer£¡¡å¡¡A stage whisper was
heard from the percussion section£º¡åAnd if he can£§t handle that£¬they take
away one of his sticksand make him a conductor.¡å
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into afforest and has each of them try to catch it. The
CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They
question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. Then the FBI goes
in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything
in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it
coming. Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I¡¯m a rabbit! I'm a
rabbit!"
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