HELLO MY FRIEND, GOOD DAY TO YOU MY DEAR FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? HOPE YOU ARE FINE AND I MEET YOU GOOD HEALTH. MAY I ASK WHY YOU LEFT YOUR BOXES HERE ABANDONED FOR SO LONG SIR IF I MAY ASK? I AM DIPLOMAT HARRY GIBSON, SENIOR DIPLOMAT WITH THE UN DIPLOMATIC COMMUNITY. I AM PRESENTLY HERE AT THE ACCRA, KOTOKA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ACCRA GHANA, I ACTUALLY ARRIVED LAST NIGHT AND WHILE I WAS CLEARING THE BOXES WITH ME FROM AFGHANISTAN, I SAW YOUR TWO BOXES AT THE AIRPORT VAULT ABANDONED AND THE CUSTOMS OFFICER SAID IT WAS RECOVERED BY THE POLICE FROM ONE DIPLOMAT WHO WAS ATTEMPTING TO DIVERT AND STEAL THEM.
I WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST YOU WITH THE BOXES CLEARANCE AND DELIVERY FROM HERE TOMORROW IF YOU ACCEPT MY DELIVERY TERMS BECAUSE DUE TO MY DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AND THE PRESIDENTIAL GUARANTEE ORDER I HAVE WITH ME, YOUR BOXES WILL BE RELEASED FOR ME TO DELIVER IT TO YOUR HOME ADDRESS,THEN AFTER RECEIVING THE BOXES, THEN YOU CAN PAY MY HANDLING CHARGES AND ALSO COMPENSATE ME FOR MY JOB WELL DONE. SO PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FULL COMPLETE AND CURRENT ADDRESS AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS TO BE ABLE TO PROCEED WITH THE DOCUMENTATION NEEDED FOR THE BOXES TO BE CLEARED IF YOU NEED MY ASSISTANCE.I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE. YOURS IN SERVICE, DIP.HARRY GIBSON.
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