Million Dollar Oracle Prize

They just ran an ad We'll make your web site run three times faster, or we'll give you a million dollars. I guess they were thinking I was just standing around waiting for someone to blow smoke up my ass. Either that, or the fine print is that to try, you need to give them two million dollars.

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joshnarins writes: Either that, or the fine print is that to try, you need to give them two million dollars. Well, you'd have to buy their software... I just took a look at the guarantee on the Oracle Web page. There is _lots_ of fine print. -- John Hasler [EMAIL PROTECTED] (John Hasler)

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[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: They just ran an ad We'll make your web site run three times faster, or we'll give you a million dollars. I guess they were thinking I was just standing around waiting for someone to blow smoke up my ass. those are some of my favorite commercials..its amazing that

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Won't just buying the hardware to run Oracle make your web site run three times faster? [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: They just ran an ad We'll make your web site run three times faster, or we'll give you a million dollars. I guess they were thinking I was just standing around waiting for