Dear e-gold list:
It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows 2000 Brooklyn Edition may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Brooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands. Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "WINDAS 2000," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start da program, instead of da usual harpy, stringy music, you hear da teme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava. PLEASE ALSO NOTE: Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island." My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa." The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk." Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out." Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses." Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' the family business" and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down. Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour." Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis"pops up. CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION: OK..................Sure ting Cancel...........Fugetaboutit Reset.............Start Ova Yes.................Yeah No...................Nah Find...............Put a contract out on Browse..........Get a looksee Back...............U-toin Help................Help ain't available. Yous don't need no stinkin' help Stop.................Knock it off Start.................Move it! Settings..........Here's d' Rules We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly received a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. Yous got a problem wit dat? Sincerely, Billy ~4 eyes~ Gates --- You are currently subscribed to e-gold-list as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Use e-gold's Secure Randomized Keyboard (SRK) when accessing your e-gold account(s) via the web and shopping cart interfaces to help thwart keystroke loggers and common viruses.
