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Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 08:57:30 +0700
Subject: "Technical" Couple ...suggestion

-----kewl if you got the point.. cool suggestion, should do it---------


Dear Technical Support,

Tahun kemarin saya upgrade "Boyfriend 5.0" ke "Husband 1.0" dan saya
perhatikan systemnya menjadi sangat lambat……..

terutama yang berkaitan dengan bunga dan perhiasan, yang tadinya lancar
sewaktu masih "Boyfriend 5.0".

Selain itu, "Husband 1.0" menonaktifkan program-program berharga yang
lainnya, misalnya "Romance 9.5" dan "Personal Attention 6.5" dan memasang
program-program yang tidak diinginkan, misalnya "National Football League
5.0", "National Basketball Association 3.0" dan "Golf Clubs 4.1".

"Conversation 8.0" sudah macet, dan "Housecleaning 2.6" bikin systemnya
"crash". Saya sudah coba "Nagging 5.3" untuk mengatasi masalah ini, tapi
tidak berhasil.

Apa yang harus saya lakukan?

Tertanda, Putus asa.

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Dear Putus Asa,

Perlu diingat, "Boyfriend 5.0" adalah "Entertainment Package", sedangkan
"Husband 1.0" adalah
"Operating System". Coba ketik "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" dan coba
"download" "Tears 6.2"
dan jangan lupa untuk menyisipkan "Guilt 3.0 update". Kalau aplikasi ini
bekerja sesuai rencana,
"Husband 1.0" otomatis akan mengaktifkan aplikasi "Jewelry 2.0" dan "Flowers
3.5".

Tapi perlu diingat, terlalu banyak memakai aplikasi diatas dapat menyebabkan
"Husband 1.0" berubah menjadi "Grumpy Silence 2.5", "Happy Hour 7.0"
atau "Beer 6.1". "Beer 6.1" adalah program yang buruk karena akan
mengaktifkan "Snoring Loudly Beta".

Apapun yang kau pilih, jangan pasang "Mother in Law 1.0" (nantinya akan
menguasai seluruh system).

Juga jangan pasang kembali program "Boyfriend 5.0" karena akan membuat
"Husband 1.0" crash.

Kesimpulannya, "Husband 1.0" adalah program yang hebat, hanya "memory"nya
terbatas dan kurang cepat mempelajari aplikasi yang baru.
Mungkin anda perlu beli "software" tambahan untuk meningkatkan daya ingat
dan penampilan. Kami sarankan "Food 3.0" dan "Hot Lingerie 7.7".

Semoga berhasil, Tech Support.





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