(Fwd) JOKE: Why God couldn't get a job at a major college

1998-12-18 Thread Joe E. Dees
WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A JOB AT (Fill in the name of your local college). 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Greek and Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that he created

(Fwd) JOKE: There are more things in heaven...

1998-12-18 Thread Joe E. Dees
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary." Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us." Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Ha

Group files logging lawsuit

1998-12-18 Thread Kimberly & Brett
Group files logging lawsuit MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) - A group of environmentalists sued the U.S. Forest Service Thursday, claiming it is ignoring evidence forests generate more income when left alone than when logged. The groups, which include Friends of the Earth and Forest Guardians, accuse the Fo