"How long have you been posting to Fairfield Life?" "When was the last time you slimed a TM critic?"
* If his answer indicates that he has not been regular at sliming or has not slimed for some time, we say: "It doesn't matter, we will see how you feel after checking." * Always ask: "About how many many posts do you make a week sliming or insulting TM critics?" * Whatever he says, we acknowledge by a word: "Yes, good, fine," etc. and then start checking. "Slowly open a post by a known TM critic." * It is better to refrain from using "you," "your,", or "I" whenever possible. Use "we" or "our" to create a sense of camaraderie and group paranoia. "When we read a post by a TM critic, naturally we feel some discomfort, some hatred, yes?" * If he says "yes" go to the next point. * If he says "no" keep repeating the words "discomfort" and "hatred" until he starts to feel those things towards you, then channel them towards the TM critics. "Did you notice that epithets and names to call the TM critic came to your mind effortlessly? This is just the right start of posting -- effortless demonizing." "This is how effortlessly we should think any epithet. Now this time, when we read the critical post, sit easily and after about half a minute, hit Reply and begin to spew epithets and venom in that same effort- less way. All right, let's post." * As he is typing, convey the following General Points as required: "In this posting, we do not concentrate, we do not try to think clearly. That's not needed, and usually is not possible anyway. Endless repetition of the same old epithets and insults is not a clear pronunciation. It is just a faint idea of hatred. We don't try to make a rhythm of the hatred. We don't try to control the hatred. We do not wish that the hatred should not come. If a thought comes that 'I should not be hating,' we DO try to push it out. Don't feel sorry about having hateful thoughts. Hatred when dealing with TM critics is good. When the hatred comes, be completely absorbed in the hatred." "When we become aware that the topics of conversation at Fairfield Life have drifted away from demonizing the TM critics, then we quietly come back to the hatred. Very easily we spew epithets and if at any moment we feel that we are in danger of forgetting our holy mission, we should try to persist in repeating the epithets. Repetition is the mother of intention." "The epithets may change in different ways. Or, if we are not the cleverest pencil in the box, they can stay the same for years. No matter. No on the program TMer will ever notice if you repeat yourself for years. The only important thing is to keep repeating the epithets and insults until the TM critics go away. If they don't go away, just keep repeating the epithets, neither anticipating nor resisting change, just simple innocence. If we aren't successful in getting them to leave today, don't worry. The Laws Of Nature will surely smite them in time." "There is no need to try to stop hating because hatred is an integral part of our meditation. Even if the mind is filled with other thoughts while the hatred is going on, there is no conflict. Unless we stop hating, that is. Our concern is with the hatred, and if other thoughts (such as something happy or positive or uplifting or productive or even normal) appear, we do not mind them. But we DO try to remove them. We should not be concerned with such things, but we innocently favor the hatred." "OK, finish typing your post, innocently favoring the hatred, and press Send to hurl your epithet at the unbeliever. Then just sit comfortably and bask in the blissful afterglow of following your dharma." "It is better? We thought it might be."