--- Begin Message ---Bill... I thought you'd find this amusing. Elaine Begin forwarded message:> From: "nance" <nance...@windstream.net> > Date: August 12, 2011 10:38:34 AM EDT > To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;> > Subject: Fw: It Pays To Speak German > > > Subject: It Pays To Speak German > > > > > > > > An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from > his pond, with his hand. > The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuehe und > die Schweine haben in das Wasser geschissen!" > Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit > in it!" > The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your > gibberish. Speak English, infidel!" > The Amish man shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get > more!" ><<inline: Mail Attachment.jpeg>>
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