____________________________________ From: erin.paull.schwi...@gmail.com To: shi...@charon-ind.com CC: rog...@msn.com, s.beversl...@precmed.net, stuart.branni...@btinternet.com, geo...@microphotonics.com, dgr...@texasmolecular.com, natalie.gar...@yum.com, wle...@aol.com, rmedea...@aol.com, janetkuiv...@aol.com, shim...@muohio.edu Sent: 3/1/2011 7:52:47 A.M. Eastern Standard Time Subj: Re: Worthy Puns
Got quite a few chuckles out of this :) Thanks! On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 10:10 PM, Harry B. Shimp <_shimph@charon-ind.com_ (mailto:shi...@charon-ind.com) > wrote: Worthy Puns Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. -- Formerly Erin K. Paull (_erinpaull@gmail.com_ (mailto:erinpa...@gmail.com) ) _erin.paull.schwille@gmail.com_ (mailto:erin.paull.schwi...@gmail.com) 412.427.9570
