http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/08/22/gaddafi-found-running-for-republican-nomination-2/
"In announcing his candidacy, the Libyan madman joins a Republican field which is believed to number in excess of seven hundred candidates." “In those final days in Tripoli he was becoming increasingly disconnected from reality,” said the aide. “So I think he’ll fit right in.” "Additionally, some felt that his rhetoric needed to be toned down, especially his closing line about fighting for the Republican nomination 'until the last drop of blood.'" "But others gave him high marks for his grasp of history and geography, which most agreed was stronger than Michele Bachmann’s." “Unfortunately for Muammar Gaddafi, he might be out of step with the current crop of Republican candidates,” one pollster said. “There’s a perception that he’s too moderate.”
