Sorry, I got distracted by another thread. This is cool - I have very poor 
directional hearing (when I walk into the house, can't tell if my wife is 
upstairs or down when she calls out, and it is a small house...), but some 
people don't. Anyway, thanks for sharing this.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote:
>
> Having just returned from a walk with Paris and 
> Pippin, I can report that Leiden, Netherlands
> still announces its fervor for the Christmas 
> season using church bells.
> 
> Because one of my moonlighting gigs involves
> ghostwriting articles for audiologists who hope
> to make money by pretending that they actually
> write the articles on their websites (*most* of
> the the articles written by "doctors" on the
> Internet don't really have anything to do with
> the actual writing of them), I can report that
> reality just *isn't* the way you perceive it
> to be. :-)
> 
> One of the things I learned in my ghostwriting
> activities for these sleazeball audiologists
> is that the human ear is remarkably *directional*, 
> meaning that it can accurately interpret the 
> approximate physical source of a sound, just
> by hearing it. 
> 
> Tonight, as I was walking my dogs, I located
> no fewer than five different sources of church
> bells, calling the few "faithful" who heard them
> to prayer, in my neighborhood. On the walk, I
> passed three of them. No one was responding to
> the "call." 
> 
> You can parse that information however you choose
> to. I'm just presenting the facts. You can spin
> them any way you want to. :-)
>


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