Maybe I should ammend my message to: 0) ass kiss; 1) be brief...
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Hamilton Douglass <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Life In The Monestary > > > > Brother Baku entered the 'Monastery of Silence' and > the Head Friar said, "Welcome Brother, this is a > silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you > like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do > so." > > > Brother Baku lived in the monastery for 5 years before > the Head Friar said to him: "Brother Baku, you have > been here 5 years now, you may speak two words." > > > Brother Baku said, "Hard Bed." > > > "I'm sorry to hear that," the Head Friar said. "We > will get you a better bed." > > > After another 5 years, Brother Baku was called by the > Head Friar. "You may say another two words Brother > Baku." > > > "Cold food," said Brother Baku, and the Head Friar > assured him that the food would be better in the > future. > > > On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Head > Friar summoned Brother Baku to hear his allowed two > words. > > > "I quit," said Brother Baku. > > > "It is probably best," said the Head Friar. "You've > done nothing but complain since you've been here." > > > > __________________________________________________ > Terrorist Attacks on U.S. - How can you help? > Donate cash, emergency relief information > http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Emergency_Information/ To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
