Well told. That is really funny. I'm from Iowa, born an raised. I can laugh. Thanks.
Yep, Well, it's a 'we' world out there. Great article on the change; becoming a Unified Field. Take a look at this: http://apps.npr.org/codeswitch-changing-races/ --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson <mjackson74@...> wrote: > > Two Iowans are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon > a huge hole in the ground. > > They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. > > The first Iowan says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the > bottom. I wonder how deep it is." > > The second Iowan says," I don't know, let's throw something down and > listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom." > > The first Iowan says, "There's this old truck transmission here, give me > a hand and we'll throw it in and see". > > So they pick it up and carry it > over, and count one, and two and three, > and throw it in the hole. > > They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they > hear a rustling in the bushes behind them. > > As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the bushes, > run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first. > > While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole > and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks > up. > > "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat > around here anywhere, did you?" > > The first Iowan says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing > here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about > a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" > > The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a > transmission!" > > > Goat = TM'er - Transmission = TM - Chain = Attachment >
