--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robert <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Schuster told The Associated Press that eventually it should > be possible to re-create any extinct creature that lived > within the last 100,000 years, given suitable genetic material. > That appears to preclude the sort of dinosaur theme park depicted > in the film Jurassic Park -- the Jurassic period spanned from > about 206 million to 144 million years ago. > However, Pleistocene Park has potential -- think saber-toothed > tigers, giant ground sloths, and Neanderthal tour guides.
Dialog overheard in the Disney Pleistocene Theme Park: NEANDERTHAL TOUR GUIDE 1 (male): Ooog. Mooga booga donka splatmuncha, hag booga donka cookamuncha. (Good. Now I will show you how we hunt for food, while my wife shows you how we cook it.) NEANDERTHAL TOUR GUIDE 2 (female): Ooog mooga kiesterooga, tooga chauvinooga splat- porkerooga! Dig mooga semper booga donka cooka- muncha? Mooga splatmuncha longerdicka tooga! (Good my ass, you male chauvinist pig! Why do I always have to show off the cooking? I hunt better than you do!) :-)
