RE: TAN Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke - Variiations on the musician afterlifejoke

2006-01-26 Thread Joel Sears
Title: RE: TAN Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke - Variiations on the musician afterlifejoke My favorite Heaven/ God joke is a jazz musician dies and gets to heaven and hears a great drum solo. He asked St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing? St. Peter said no, that's God, he just thinks he's Buddy

Re: TAN Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke - Variiations on the musician afterlifejoke

2006-01-26 Thread Owain Sutton
What do you call a six-desk viola section? Dodecaphonic. ___ Finale mailing list Finale@shsu.edu http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/finale

Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke

2006-01-25 Thread tim-cates
: (02) 62910787. Band Mob. 0439-620587Private Mob 0417-042171    -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Kurt Gnos Sent: Wednesday, 25 January 2006 9:34 AM To: finale@shsu.edu Subject: Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke I seem to have missed that one. Could you

Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke

2006-01-25 Thread Eric Dannewitz
Now that was good! ;-) Lon Price wrote: A tenor sax player dies and finds himself in Hell. He meets Satan, who tells him to report to the equipment room to pick out a horn. The tenor player spends a few hundred years (he's got eternity, right?) picking out the perfect Selmer Mark VI

TAN Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke - Variiations on the musician afterlife joke

2006-01-25 Thread Raymond Horton
OK, so I've heard a lot of versions of Lon's joke. It started me on a memory and Internet search for variations on the Musician Afterlife Joke. Lon Price wrote: A tenor sax player dies and finds himself in Hell. He meets Satan, who tells him to report to the equipment room to pick out a

[Finale] Oboe Joke

2006-01-24 Thread keith helgesen
I told the oboe joke – (received from Finale earlier this week) to my concert band. Absolute deadpan _expression_, told as tho reporting a real occurrence. Shock horror on faces- (especially my oboe player’s) till- punchline- “Use muted trumpet” caused such hilarity I had to call an

Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke

2006-01-24 Thread Phil Daley
At 1/24/2006 03:06 PM, keith helgesen wrote: More instrument specific humour please- or even a source thereof! http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/ My personal favorite is: What does a drummer get on his SAT? Drool . . . Phil Daley AutoDesk http://www.conknet.com/~p_daley

Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke

2006-01-24 Thread Lon Price
A tenor sax player dies and finds himself in Hell. He meets Satan, who tells him to report to the equipment room to pick out a horn. The tenor player spends a few hundred years (he's got eternity, right?) picking out the perfect Selmer Mark VI tenor, the perfect mouthpiece and reed.

Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke

2006-01-24 Thread YATESLAWRENCE
In a message dated 24/01/2006 22:36:00 GMT Standard Time,somebody writes: I told the oboe joke – (received from Finale earlier this week) to my concert band.Absolute deadpan _expression_, told as tho reporting a real occurrence. I did the same thing to a group of oboe players last

RE: [Finale] Oboe Joke

2006-01-24 Thread keith helgesen
. Director of Music, Canberra City Band. Ph: (02) 62910787. Band Mob. 0439-620587 Private Mob 0417-042171 -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kurt Gnos Sent: Wednesday, 25 January 2006 9:34 AM To: finale@shsu.edu Subject: Re: [Finale] Oboe

Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke

2006-01-24 Thread James Sodke
Keith My high school band director told me that joke too, over 30 years ago! Everything old is new again... Jim On 1/24/06, keith helgesen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I told the oboe joke – (received from Finale earlier this week) to my concert band. Absolute deadpan expression, told as tho