Title: RE: TAN Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke - Variiations on the musician afterlifejoke
My favorite Heaven/ God joke is a jazz musician dies and gets to heaven and hears a great drum solo. He asked St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing? St. Peter said no, that's God, he just thinks he's Buddy
What do you call a six-desk viola section?
Dodecaphonic.
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: (02) 62910787. Band Mob. 0439-620587Private Mob 0417-042171 -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Kurt Gnos Sent: Wednesday, 25 January 2006 9:34 AM To: finale@shsu.edu Subject: Re: [Finale] Oboe Joke I seem to have missed that one. Could you
Now that was good! ;-)
Lon Price wrote:
A tenor sax player dies and finds himself in Hell. He meets Satan,
who tells him to report to the equipment room to pick out a horn. The
tenor player spends a few hundred years (he's got eternity, right?)
picking out the perfect Selmer Mark VI
OK, so I've heard a lot of versions of Lon's joke. It started me on a
memory and Internet search for variations on the Musician Afterlife Joke.
Lon Price wrote:
A tenor sax player dies and finds himself in Hell. He meets Satan,
who tells him to report to the equipment room to pick out a
I told the oboe joke – (received from Finale earlier
this week) to my concert band.
Absolute deadpan _expression_, told as tho reporting a real occurrence.
Shock horror on faces- (especially my oboe player’s)
till- punchline- “Use muted trumpet” caused such hilarity I
had to call an
At 1/24/2006 03:06 PM, keith helgesen wrote:
More instrument specific humour please- or even a source thereof!
http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/
My personal favorite is:
What does a drummer get on his SAT?
Drool . . .
Phil Daley AutoDesk
http://www.conknet.com/~p_daley
A tenor sax player dies and finds himself in Hell. He meets Satan,
who tells him to report to the equipment room to pick out a horn.
The tenor player spends a few hundred years (he's got eternity,
right?) picking out the perfect Selmer Mark VI tenor, the perfect
mouthpiece and reed.
In a message dated 24/01/2006 22:36:00 GMT Standard Time,somebody
writes:
I told the oboe joke – (received from Finale earlier this week) to my
concert band.Absolute deadpan _expression_, told as tho reporting
a real occurrence.
I did the same thing to a group of oboe players last
.
Director of Music, Canberra City Band.
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Subject: Re: [Finale] Oboe
Keith
My high school band director told me that joke too, over 30 years ago!
Everything old is new again...
Jim
On 1/24/06, keith helgesen [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I told the oboe joke – (received from Finale earlier this week) to my
concert band.
Absolute deadpan expression, told as tho
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