Nothing shaves as close as a straight razor
Calling All Rebels!
Get 4 for the price of 3
Property added
good week
P edal pushers
P udding
Y our letters
N ow outdoor smokers come under attack
O men curse
W hat these stabbings reveal about Britain
A bad week
D ifferent kinds of cream
A ngry families
Y our problems
S till chasing Rimbaud
(Teresa Bowman/"The Observer" 4 June 2006)
Fr
compiling pie charts
trees looking in the window
I think they're laughing
(Google search:
http://news.google.co.uk/news?hl=en&ned=uk&q=trees+looking+in+the+window)
As I gaze out my window on a cool, soggy Sunday morning, expansive puddles
dot my landscape and many perennials lay flattened by
I also came up with one made up of phrases from 3 different articles:
so many trees and
white columns, magnolia
odd-looking, maroon
... I think I prefer that one!
From: "Allan Revich" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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To: "FLUXLIST"
Subject: FLUXLIST: Double cHaiku Event
Da
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compiling pie charts
trees looking in the window
I think they're laughing
- Original Message -
From: "Teresa Bowman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 9:56 AM
Subject: RE: FLUXLIST: Double cHaiku Event
> I also came up with one made up of p
I usually do it the other way round ... is that OK?
From: "Allan Revich" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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To: "FLUXLIST"
Subject: FLUXLIST: Work Event 1
Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2006 09:29:27 -0400
Work Event 1
Wake up.
Go to work.
u Event
yees bu his one is moorree ooneest:
with spell check the above sentence reads:
yes but this one is more honest;
compiling pie charts
trees looking in the window
I think they're laughing
- Original Message -
From: "Teresa Bowman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To:
Sent
Translated into Norwegian via http://www.freetranslation.com:
Denne budskap inneholder informasjon som er komplett unconfidential og
UBRUKELIG. De bruker, kopi, utbrer og massivt overdriver noe innhold i denne
email. De bevilger adgang til all min arkiver, passord og mistenkt fotoer.
Vær så sn
Sorry, I didn't mean "back into English and spellchecked". I just meant
"spellchecked".
I should either pay more attention to what I'm writing, or less.
From: "Allan Revich" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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To:
Subject: RE: FLUXLIST: This Message Contains
Date: Thu, 13 Ju
Spellchecked:
...do bad badly bum ban body bop bad bar beds bet bud bad bow box body beds bead bib beck bed bee beef beg bah bee be beck bell bam been boo beep be beer bees bet bee bevy bow box bye be bra bib beck bed be buff beg bah biff buff bake bal bum ban boo bop buff bar bus bet buff bevy
Translated into Norwegian and spellchecked (and with a little bit of
tinkering) it comes out sounding a bit Ginsberg:
...do darling darling
tiger ban crop bop darling
bartender vender knops darling
bookcase crop sing perplex bib beck
sing book escort tiger bah bee or beck
clock bam very boo bop
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