Dear Fluxlistfriends

Bah!  just imagine being on the list with your dad!

at least i stopped smoking (a bit)
i has to be responsible nowadays, what with my twin boys on the way.  i'm
hoping for a bassist and a drummer....
we've already been given weeny, matching ramones tee-shirts! what a cool
present, eh?  hoping for mini einsturzende neubauten, clash, handsome family
and meteors tees too....
anyway, i would love to go and visit michael's wine covered lawn but alas i
faer 'tis too far for a tuesday, so i will have to content myself with a
wine filled kitchen (cabernet, riserva, "imbarricata" -  from a visit to a
nice agriturismo just the other side of padova)

consolation for sunday's footie fiasco...
did you see how crap italy played???  (ha! all the italians who were giving
me stick yesterday were much more subdued today!)  aaaah...sad, i know but i
recieved a little consolation there.

recipe for instant xenophobic tendencies

1 summer month, throw together a mix of friends and colleagues, their loved
ones and friends of friends, all of varying european nationalities
toss in the odd stranger just for good measure
open one european football tournament.
have at hand, as many excuses as possible as for why your team played poorly
stir up as much bad feeling as possible,
simmer
make your normally placid english friend who actually prefers rugby so riled
that he actually begins to really enjoy it when your side does badly in
anything and positively dreams of seeing them get trounced (hopefully by
bulgaria..oh how he would laugh...ha ha ha! but, sadly, he knows that this
is extremely unlikey and will have to make do with clenching his fists in
his pockets, poking his toungue out when he knows you've left the room and
secretly making naughty two fingered signs inside his jacket whilst
pretending to check if he's got any bus tickets)

you know, this email has absolutely no fluxus content.  has anybody else
noticed this about certain e-mails on fluxlist?  i quite like it, i mean
obviously not the rubbish i write, god almighty i have to live with me!
imagine what its like to get emails from myself too! but the other stuff's
nice

yours Dir. Prof. Alan Bowman (dad to be & bar)

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "allen bukoff" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, June 15, 2004 4:50 PM
Subject: RE: FLUXLIST: re: first prize is a wine colored smoking jacket


You are about to be visited by alan bowman.

>I also have a wine covered lawn.
>
> Michael






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