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Met nikmati jokes...sorry lama gak kirim B^P *** Jokes begin *** source: Weekly Jokes THE RULES 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5. *** source: Ananto [X] Alkisah ada seorang pemuda sangat ganteng yang sudah lama membujang. Dia berkeinginan menikah untuk menyambung kelangsungan keturunannya. Singkat cerita kemudian pemuda itu berkenalan dengan seorang wanita STNK(Setengah Tue Nanging Kepenak) hheee....hheee.... Pada saat resepsi berlangsung sangat ramai dengan sanak saudara. Karena dari kedua pihak mempelai datang semua. Pemuda itu genap berusia 20 tahun Wanita STNK berusia kurang lebih 60 tahun lebih 5 bulan....... Tiba-tiba dari kamar penganten terdengar teriakan Histeris dari Wanita STNK........itu!!! ada apa gerangan ternyata penganten pria KERACUNAN SUSU KADALUARSA............sehingga tewas seketika!!! *** source: Daily Jokes The little boy's mother asked him, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?" "Because of an absence," he replied. "You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" she questioned. He replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was." [dasar tukang nyontek, hehekeke...] *** source: Achmad Y Hot and live from satellite TV since last night news was America Under Attack. Secretly US has form a special team to arm US country from invisible terrorist. American has put 'on standby action' all American Heroes. Superman, Batman, Man From Atlantis, Six Million Dollar Man, Nightman, Knight Rider, Xena The Princess Warrior, Zorro and last but not least Armageddon Team who in last action has safe our planet, .... was in awaiting order from Mr. President, however Rambo still cannot be contacted. Team was lead by Arnold Scwarzenegger who said justice will prevail and his team will judge this world thru a so-called 'JUDGEMENT DAY' mission, he has a success story in same mission last time. Pentagon still try to contact Japan Ambassador here to get help and put Ultraman, Taro and Doraemon to standby if American Heroes fail. Meanwhile, Washington is still waiting confirmation from Jakarta, whether Gatotkaca, Gundala Putera Petir and Wiro Sableng could lend a hand. *** source: Kinanti Telor-telor apa yang asin-asin manis? Telor asin yang kecemplung kolak pisang Telor-telor apa yang warna warni? Telornya orang cina, negro, belanda dan Indonesia Telor-telor apa yang buat sajen? Telor nekat *** source: Ade George Bush dengan bangganya mengumumkan kepada dunia, bahwa pasukan Amerika bekerja sama dengan FBI telah menangkap tiga orang yang diduga Osama, tetapi setelah diselidiki ternyata tak satupun dari mereka adalah Osama, mereka adalah: Omirip Obeda Opalsu [sori kalo garing,hekekek...] *** source: M Yasin [X] Udel yang berpenampilan brewokan dicegat petugas kepolisian yang tengah melakukan razia. " Osama ?," tanya si petugas dengan mimik muka curiga. " Obukan ," jawab Udel dengan cuek , tapi si petugas masih tak percaya sambil meneliti wajahnya. " Olain ," kata Udel sekali lagi. " Apa yang Anda lakukan selama ini ?," tanya si petugas lagi untuk verifikasi lebih lanjut. " Onani ," jawabnya kesal karena merasa terganggu. Merasa dilecehkan , petugas kembali mencecarkan pertanyaaan : " Perlengkapan apa yang Anda bawa selama ini ?" " Oli........ ," jawab Udel akhirnya. " O.......: si petugas jadi bengong mirip kerbau Tapos yang mau dipotong. *** source: Dizzle YANG GARING NAN CRISPY... Q:Kopi apa yang bisa menggigit ?? A:Kopiting Q:Bulu apa yang warnanya kuning semua??? A:Bulubend Q:Bisnis apa yang terkenal di Amerika dan seluruh dunia??? A:Bisnispear Q:Daun apa yang nggak bisa dicium??? A:Daun kiss me !! Q:Kenapa meja bagian bawahnya selalu kasar, tidak sehalus bagian atasnya??? A:Karena bagian bawah meja banyak upil yang udah kering Q:Hitam, lebat, kalo dibuka dikit akan keliatan kemerah-merahan, kalo ditusuk pake jari terdengan rintihan. Siapa yang tau ??? A:Bekas bakaran jerami yang masih ada baranya, coba tusuk pake jari anda kalo berani. Q:Dari atas bisa terbang ke bawah, tetapi udah sampe di bawah gak bisa terbang ke atas lagi. Apa itu? A:Ya daun donk!!! Q:Sambel apa yang ada dipinggir jalan ? A:Sambel Ban Q:Apa bahasa cinanya sepi??? A:Zun yi Zen yap Q:kenapa anjing laut berkumis..? A:karena mo nakutin kucing laut Q:Daun apa yang paling keras??? A:Smack daun. Q:Apa bahasa arabnya diam di tempat ? A:Ta'kabur Q:kenapa superman bisa terbang.? A:kalau bisa nyopir namanya bukan superman tapi sopir..man..!! Q:Putih kecil, kalo dipukul ngebangunin orang sekampung??? A:Nasi nempel di bedug Q:Kenapa anak kucing dan anak anjing suka berantem??? A:Namanya juga anak-anak!!! Q:Dikocok, tegang. Hayo apaan??? A:Ibu-ibu arisan Q: Ada 5 cicak di plafon. Yang dua lagi duel (smackdown)., yang satu wasit, yang dua lagi jadi penonton. Setelah salah satunya kalah (karena jatuh), ada berapa cicak lagi di plafon??? A: Habis, karena yang menang diangkat tangannya ama wasit dan keduanya jatuh juga. Terus penontonnya tepuk tangan.Jatuh juga. *** End of Jokes *** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Online Tbk Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe <Mailing List Name> For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote). ----------------------------------------------------------------
