Hello Fellow Colleagues and Compatriots, Since I was unable to attend the Pwnie awards to accept my award for Best Research regarding my groundbreaking computer security gender research I thought I would send my acceptance to Full Disclosure.
I would just first like to say that this pwnie awards amazing. its such a great honor to be included in the biggest circlejerk of the entire security industry. Alexander Sotirov is a judge for an award that he is also the nominee of. This is somewhat like paying off the judges of a homosexual special olympics except possibly even more retarded and more homosexual. Speaking of homosexuality are you aware that the #1 occupation of transexuals is computer security? I have composed studies on this astounding fact and it has been proven that looking like a woman increases your prominence in this field exponentially. You think having a CISSP makes you more employable? Try adding a plastic vagina, it doesnt matter if you have a manface. Take for instance shyama rose, and jacob appelbaum. The only reason that they are somewhat respected is because of their gaping scenewhoring vaginas. I mean really, how else could those vegan faggots get a job. Anyways, enough about statistics and hormone medication, the majority of you are worthless transgendered whores when you really start to cut hairs. Real fucking hackers are out doing real things not making fake headlines about fake end of the world scenarios to create more fake money. For example real hackers spend their time hacking you fat ugly fucks. Wink Wink Dan Kaminsky. Hope your jewnosed girlfriend is okay with you cheating on her with girls like rh0ya at Toorcamp and most likely Blackhat (also on okcupid www.okcupid.com/profile/effugas ). Wink Wink Kevin mitnick. Hope you realize you are the topmost disrespected man in the entire computer industry. The only people who look up to you are in binrev. Wait they got owned too... what a coincidence. Wink Wink Dark Tangent. Congratz on your new fed status by the way. I hope you are real proud of yourself attaining the title of cybersecurity wizard that nobody fucking cares about. Back to what I originaly wanted to say. This pwnie award is a great honor. Professor Micheal Chatner, MD, CISSP _______________________________________________ Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/