Re: [funsec] OK, all you EU guys who took the CEH just wasted your money

2012-04-02 Thread michael.blanchard
Not really a catch22, just a fancy way of saying that possession of burglary tools is a Class 5 felony. Problem is, a crowbar could be a burglary tool, so if I merely have a crowbar on me, by the wording of that code, that means that I have intent to burgle so it's a class5 felony. Michael

Re: [funsec] OK, all you EU guys who took the CEH just wasted your money

2012-04-02 Thread David M Chess
That sounds like unadulterated Comma 22 to me: possession of burglarious tools is a felony *only* with intent to commit burglary, *but* the possession of burglarious tools shall be prima facie evidence of an intent to commit burglary. Well, you have to unpack prima facie a little there. It

Re: [funsec] OK, all you EU guys who took the CEH just wasted your money

2012-04-02 Thread michael.blanchard
But that also means that just by owning a crowbar, you could wind up in federal penitentiary... Especially because if you hit on the prosecuter's daughter that you ALSO hit on the judges daughter because they are always WAY cuter So bang! You're doin 5-7 just for owning a crowbar you got

[funsec] Now *THAT* was one enormous April Fools gag ...

2012-04-02 Thread Rob, grandpa of Ryan, Trevor, Devon Hannah
http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/rnpiw/mindboggling_xkcd_april_fools_c omic/ == (quote inserted randomly by Pegasus Mailer) rsl...@vcn.bc.ca sl...@victoria.tc.ca rsl...@computercrime.org Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.