F$U can easily be supstituted for UT
Art
A lady in Knoxville
>> calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's
>>
>> just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
>> The police officer says,
>> "Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment.
>> Just get the guy's jersey
>> number and we'll get back to you."
>>
>> .
>> Q: What is Lane Kiffin's
>> biggest concern?
>>
>> A: Does the NCAA count bail
>> money as a recruiting violation?
>>
>>
>>
>> Q: What do you call a drug
>> ring in Knoxville
>> ?
>>
>> A: A huddle.
>>
>>
>>
>> Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's
>> driving?
>>
>> A: The police.
>>
>>
>>
>> Q: Why can't most of the UT
>> players get into a huddle on the field?
>>
>> A: It is a parole violation
>> to associate with known felons.
>>
>>
>>
>> The University
>> of Tennessee team has
>> adopted a new Honor System:
>>
>> "Yes,
>> your Honor. No, your Honor."
>>
>>
>>
>> The
>> Volunteers are hoping for an undefeated season next year...
>> 12 Arrests, 0 convictions.
>>
>>
>>
>> Q: How did the Volunteers
>> spend the first week of Spring practice?
>>
>> A: Studying their Miranda
>> rights.
>>
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