1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
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Hey,
I've just joined this group and thought I'd introduce myself!
Well, I'm 22, a Sikh guy, born and raised in England. I've just
finished my degree but decided to take sometime off and travel before
I get caught up in a career. And where better to go than India?! I'm
looking forward to
A concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
Not usually, answered the doctor. Not unless you do it too often.
How about three times a day? the patient asked.
That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?
Oh,... I already have a girlfriend, the patient replied.
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to
Hysterias and Posteriors.
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
Lost Contact Lens
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his
driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no
where to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the
lens in her hand.
How did you manage to find it, Mom?
An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant,
but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need
arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found
locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.
Finally a
A poem I thought of because the last few days I've been talking to a guy who's
been having problems with someone who has been coming to his house trying to
harass and blackmail him. But the guy refused to be blackmailed, he didn't
listen to his assailant, got the building watchmen to stop him
It's been two years to 26th July 2005. The dreaded day Mumbaikar's will never
forget. Everyone of us who's faced the nature's fury on that day will always
have a story to tell. Here's my story, written on 27th July, 2005. Please note
the mail was sent to my friends across the country, so it
Wrestler-turned-movie star DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON is urging his gay
celebrity pals to come clean about their sexuality because he's convinced it
will be a career boost for them.
THE SCORPION KING star plays a gay bodyguard in new JOHN TRAVOLTA comedy BE
COOL and he claims the role has made
I know people in film industry, they all say that he is a bisexual. was
sleeping with model guys
Android Angel [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:I did not understand why
this was not cleared by moderator?
Also no reply to me.
Angel
Note: forwarded message attached.
Hi Ramesh,
I am 29, 6.0/190 and an Indian. I am from near New Orleans, LA. If
interested, reply me back...
thanks,
ramesh761 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
33y old guy looking for fun, friendship and more with guys around
28-35
age group
I am 5-9,155,asian indian
An interesting poem for the weekend - which I hope its spent with friends, both
those loved and those liked...
Thank-You Note
I owe so much
to those I don't love.
The relief as I agree
that someone else needs them more.
The happiness that I'm not
the wolf to their sheep.
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