rgo, the tongue-in-cheek query to which
there was a
>definitely witty reply. Which also puts a stop to the correspondence.
Yes, I am getting older day by day but definitely not dumber!
Chin chin,
>asfan
>
>--- On Wed, 19/1/11, Smarter Boy wrote:
>
>From: Smarter Boy
>Subject:
Asfan,
I am appalled..U cud never be so dumb! Is age catching up with u ;-)
Just kidding! He had mentioned, if I remember correctly, that he is from Delhi!
Plus, the name is anything but Chinese :-)
Cheers!
Smartie
On Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:22:52 +0530 wrote
>
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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners Come in. Come into my humbleshop." So the married coup
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An eldery couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together
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Lallua and Pramod were walking on the sea beach on the French Reviera. Pramod
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Wrong!
Sometimes there is a wet Ass too! ;-)
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On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 asfan wrote :
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big bag
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and sees a huge bag of chicken feed, whic
Aye Aye...Captain! Well said!
Smartie
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Hi, One should appreciate the fact that he is open about his maritial status
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Yes Asfan Dear,
Even I got a similar mail and promptly IGNORED it...
That's thye best thing to do with such meaningless silly mails!
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>
>
> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
> After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
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>
> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
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Yes Sahil,
I guess u are very right! I too now realise that this joke
sent to me in another school-mates' group was actually not
in good taste. I sicerely apologise if some people have felt
bad, as my intention never was nor will ever be to hurt
someon'e feelings! SORRY dudes!
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Thanks for warning nd,
But I'm facing a similar problem in another group.
All members seem to be getting some wierd mails
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On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 n d
Religion also helps adultery.
There was once a priest who came across a young woman confessing
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blessings. He placed an open Bible on which he asked her to lie down
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There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. *POOF* A genie
Actually this whole thing happened on the 28th of December
see article below.
Wonder how we got these mails that late
.
Thai resort toddler identified
Tuesday, December 28, 2004 Posted: 1143 GMT (1943 HKT)
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> Mr.Brooke was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious
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>
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> >
> >I walked into the grocery store not particularly
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> >
> >He often came with me and almost every time he'd
>pre
>>>A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked
>
>>>was: "Would
>
>>>you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
>
>>>shortage in the
>
>>>rest of the world?"
>
>>>
>
>>>The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what
>
>>>'food' meant
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For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo and
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>
>
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Hi Sahil,
In 1, Doctor is the mother.
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In 3, round covers probably do not require too much of finishing after casting.
In 4, the fellow who drank first, in fact, poisoned the punch.
In 5, it is a water pistol
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Lallua and PZee were driving in their own cars on a street, from different directions.
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A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
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A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.
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The following is supposedly an actual question given
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