Really cool .Thought to circulate.Need some clean fun to clear the IPL stench!!! Carl
----- Forwarded Message ---- From: "dcost...@bigpond.com" <dcost...@bigpond.com> To: elaine...@hotmail.com; carlco...@yahoo.co.in; max_...@tpg.com.au; jason_daco...@hotmail.com; dkgor...@gmail.com; gave...@bigpond.com; hills4t...@adam.com.au; amit...@sympatico.ca; sh...@aapt.net.au; johnstodd...@optusnet.com.au Sent: Tue, April 27, 2010 5:05:03 AM Subject: Fwd: FW: onestone ________________________________ > >>The Indian With One Testicle >>There once was an Indian who had only one testicle >>and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that >>name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. >>After years and years of torment, Onestone finally >>cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone >>again I will kill them!' >>The word got around and nobody called >>him that any more. >>Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird >>forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He >>jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into >>the forest where he made love to her all day and >>all night. He made love to her all the next day, >>until Blue Birddied from exhaustion. >>The word got around that Onestone meant what >>he promised he would do. Years went by and no >>one dared call him by his given name until A woman >>named Yellow Birdreturned to the village after being >>away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlueBird'scousin, was >>overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him >>and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' >>Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, >>then he made love to her all day, made love to her all >>night, made love to her all the next day, made love to >>her all the next night, butYellowBirdwouldn't die! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Why ??? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>OH, come on... take a guess !!! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Think about it !!! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>You're going to love this !!! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Everyone knows... >> >> >>You can't kill TwoBirds >> >> >>with OneStone!!! >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ The battle for the FIH Hockey World Cup Drag n' drop