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Indians want 'Love Hotels' for sex Sting operations are forcing Indian couples
out of their bedrooms. They now want 'Love Hotels' where they can walk in, have
sex and walk out. The only condition - no candid cams! Over 65 per cent of those who took part in
the HTTabloid
Outrageous Quiz 2005 are in favour of carnal sanctuaries where they can fall
madly in bed with their partners. While some believe it would save parks for
people who just want to walk in them, others feel 'Love Hotels' are sure to
generate employment as well as pleasure. But Indians certainly aren't gay about their
sexual preferences. The fact that 88 per cent respondents didn't want
reservation for homosexuals leaves no room for ambiguity. Although most were
content to spew venom against what they saw as 'unnatural' there were some
voices of sanity - homosexuals didn't deserve special treatment not because
they were an abomination but because homosexuality was a lifestyle choice, not
a disability. Surprisingly, it wasn't sex but politics
that Indians seemed truly outraged about. The people's verdict is clear - fed
of unseemly brawls inside the Parliament, an overwhelming 74 per cent of HTTabloid
surfers want their leaders to go out and fight some real wars where life and
death isn't about winning the next election. A lean, mean legislature isn't the
only thing people expect when compulsory military service is imposed on
politicians - besides doing one good deed in their lifetime, they would also
have a better idea of the havoc that wars cause, claim respondents. Apparently the idea has a downside too -
politicians might render the Indian Army too weak to fight even The Outrageous Quiz threw up some
other interesting responses as well: 1. If you thought cricket was a religion in 2. While they may not worship them, 72 per
cent of those who took part in the Quiz wouldn't abandon their sporting idols,
no matter how poor their performance. Why court-martial sportsmen and women,
they ask, when it is officials and politicians who have failed to provide
adequate infrastructure in the country? 3. 72 per cent respondents want to send
those who cause pollution to the gallows. Since someone is bound to get killed
by the rising levels of toxicity in the environment, they figure it might as
well be the ones responsible. 4. 60 per cent of those polled agreed that
families with three or more children needed to send them into the Army. But
those opposed to the idea said that it was parents, not their offspring who
needed to face conscription for failing to practice family planning. 5. Despite the obvious temptation to say
yes, 66 per cent respondents made it clear that they didn't want public nudity
legalised. According to them, Indians were neither mature enough to handle
nakedness on their streets and nor did most of them have a body that could be
displayed with any great sense of pride. 6. While 35 per cent people wanted Mallika
Sherawat as Censor Board chief, others said her appointment would leave nothing
to be censored. 7. Arguing strongly against porn in school
curriculum, 77 per cent respondents said basic sex education would be a better
idea. However some thought porn could indeed be educative if it was created
specially for that purpose. 8. Fat Indians were spared additional
burden. The overweight were already forking out enough 'taxes' to hospitals and
doctors, felt 67 per cent of those who took the Quiz. 9. Only 29 per cent people want emigrants
taxed. The government, say others, has no right to stop Indians from migrating
abroad or asking them for money, unless it can guarantee jobs in the country.
In fact encouraging a large chunk of the population to leave, might actually be
a good idea, they claim. 10. The fact that only 29 per cent
respondents said they were in favour of Valentine's Day being declared a
National Holiday, is only a Pyrrhic victory for Shiv Sena and other rightwing
organisations. Most prefer working on the day rather than be grounded at home
with no chance to meet the one they love. 11. There will be no free rides to the
Parliament for the scions of 12. Indians continue to cling to their
cellphones but a meager 22 per cent agreed they would pay taxes for making
calls or sending SMS. According to them, politicians already had enough money
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