PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho? MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
____________ _________ _________ CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. ____________ _________ _________ MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? ____________ _________ _________ _ CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega. ____________ _________ _________ __ MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao. MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai? MAMU : Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga. ____________ _________ _________ _ PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. ____________ _________ _________ MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. ____________ _________ _________ __ Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Bread India Circuit then open the box of jalebi. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Sweet India With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ... ENGLISHMAN : What is that? CIRCUIT : Air India ____________ _________ _________ __ CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega. ____________ _________ _______ MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai. ____________ _________ _______ MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna padha hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta? ____________ _________ _________ MAMU : Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. ____________ _________ _________ __ CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. ____________ _________ _________ __ PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu --------------------------------- Bored stiff? Loosen up... Download and play hundreds of games for free on Yahoo! Games.