RAISIN BREAD
A general store owner hires a young male clerk with a penchant for very
tight low waist hiphugging jeans. One day a young man enters the store, glances
at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I'd like
some raisin bread, please." the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on
the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath him, is provided
with an excellent view. As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male
customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk
climb up and down.
After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. He stops and fumes at
the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below. He notices an elderly
man standing amongst the throng. "Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks the feeble old man.... "But it's startin' to twitch."
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