The One-Wish Genie...
Bill and Harry are in the locker room after their racquetball game when Bill
notices that Harry has a cork stuck up his ass.
"If you don't mind me saying," said Bill, "that cork looks terribly
uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
"I can't," lamented Harry. "It's permanent."
"I don't understand?" said Bill, quite puzzled.
Harry then explains: "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over one of
those ancient oil lamps. Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke, and then a huge
Arabian man in a turban came oozing out."
"Wow!" responded Bill. "What happened then?"
"He said: 'I am Ahmed the Great and Wonderful Genie. I can grant you whatever
you wish... But only one wish!'"
"And I foolishly said: 'No shit?'"
Bill and Harry are in the locker room after their racquetball game when Bill
notices that Harry has a cork stuck up his ass.
"If you don't mind me saying," said Bill, "that cork looks terribly
uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
"I can't," lamented Harry. "It's permanent."
"I don't understand?" said Bill, quite puzzled.
Harry then explains: "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over one of
those ancient oil lamps. Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke, and then a huge
Arabian man in a turban came oozing out."
"Wow!" responded Bill. "What happened then?"
"He said: 'I am Ahmed the Great and Wonderful Genie. I can grant you whatever
you wish... But only one wish!'"
"And I foolishly said: 'No shit?'"
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