This is an old one but still funny:
Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for
new suits.
Pincus, Yacov said, the last time we came to you for new
suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The suits you made were
not black. They were sort of dark gray maybe, but not
A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with
delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says I don't care. I just came
from the
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a
walk on the beach, and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes
running up to his mom and
says, Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!
The mom says, The bigger they are, the dumber they
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch
for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late?
No, he replies, I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was
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