TitBits (005)

These are the few stories from past few days that warrant some attention.
And I feel that  my readers will  feel the same.


Goan to attend workshop as panelist  in Quebec. (GT Goa SkyLine 26 Sep)

I must congratulate Patricia Pinto for having been selected to represent Goa
in the two-day workshop on "Gender Equality and  Local Governance" by the
International Centre for Municipal Development of the Federation of
Canadian Municipalities (FCM) in association with the city of Gatineau,
Quebec.
And, I must confess that I did not know that  Patricia had French to her
credit too,  among the many others things.
Two thing Patricia:
Hope you come back to Goa to use the knowledge you gain to salvage the
sinking Panjim Municipal Council.
Hope, by the time you come back, if you do, Panjim Municipal Council does
not surface  itself  into Panjim Municipal Corporation. In that case, you
will have to make a trip to Mumbai. After  Gatineau it would be  an
anti-climax.


Gaon Chalo Abhiyan passes through Pernem. (GT Weekender)

"Gopinath Munde in his speech enlisted the several achievements of NDA
government headed by BJP and said  that never before in the history of free
India, villages were given so much importance as during the NDA rule."

By all means, Gopinath Munde is right. Villagers in UP had never eaten
leaves and grass for food to keep themselves alive . Nor did they ever
attain a status of sporting ration cards meant for the rich.

Pernemkars beware! This Charlie is preparing you for the green feast.



Zuari Bridge (NT 25 Sep)

"Panjim, Sept. 24: The Public Works Department , Fatorda will carry out the
inspection and recording of deck levels of the Zuari bridge from 6.30 a.m.
to 9.30 a.m. on October 27, 2002. In view of the above, the District
Magistrate, South Goa has notified closure of Zuari bridge for all vehicular
traffic during the said period."

For the benefit of the readers, the Zuari Agro-chemicals has been testing
its new brand of fertilizers that enhances the growth of concrete mass. The
Zuari Bridge being  its sister concern,  it is being tested for newer
sprouts of  deck levels similar to that of the Golden Gate in Frisco USA,
separate tiers levels for light, heavy & rail traffic.   Rail deck, because
the existing parallel Konkan Railway bridge is likely to collapse in the
near future on account of the substandard  work.

And what the reporter forgot to report is that on Oct- 27, 2002, there will
be a helicopter service operational at both ends of the Zuari bridge to
ferry the commuters for the three hours that it will remain closed for
traffic.



The man behind Kiran Bedi's Success. (NT 25 Sep)

"He claims to be the 'real man behind the success' of India's first woman
police officer, Ms. Kiran Bedi. Mr. Brij Bedi, the industrialist-husband.."

Thank God it is only one man, and  her "husband"  at that, who  is behind
Ms. Kiran Bedi's success.She is one lucky girl.

Look where Shivani Batnagar has landed with so many successful woman making
men behind her.




CM favours Kannada Academy. (GT W)

"Someshekar informed that he met Parrikar, before the assembly elections and
said that he favoured the idea of setting up a Kannada Academy in Goa"

Well! Well! Now we know why the BJP in Goa increased the tally of its seats
from 10 to 17 when it was expected to lose on the original 10. Politicians
always had an eye on the growing  Kannada population in Goa.




Inconveniences at Govt. Offices to end. (GT W)

"Inorder to  avoid inconvenience caused to general public, all the heads of
departments have been asked to be available in their respective offices from
12 noon to 1 pm on three days- Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Secretaries to
Government have been also asked to remain present in their offices once very
Wednesday from 12 noon to 1 pm so as to enable general public to meet them."

And, all this while we thought that the working hours from 9 to 5 was
applicable to all government employees. No doubt, A.S. Prabhu of Moira has
always been shouting at the top of his voice that the government employees
shop for groceries and fish in the markets and deliver them to their
respective homes during office hours.

And I wonder how many members of the public will be accommodated during the
one hour (12 to 1) that has been allotted to the department heads  and
government secretaries. Perhaps, that is only for the collection of the
packets meant for the pockets.

And, atleast,  we must be  thankful to Manohar Parrikar for the one hour of
"good governance" three days a week.




Salman Khan the Law Breaker (SH)

It is no wonder that Salman has ploughed through the American Bakery at
Bandra,  and in the bargain,  has made mince meat out of some unsuspecting
sleeping fellow on the footpath. He might have thought that Aishwarya was
shopping for doughnuts. Salman, as reported, has been regularly ploughing
into the  movie sets wherever Aishwarya has been shooting. It is believed
that a new movie is in the making  "Aish Ka Diwana" featuring Salman and
Aishwarya with the entire movie being shot in a one long bedroom scene. I,
for one, would not like to miss the  premier, even if I have to buy the
ticket in the black.




BSP-BJP  coalition on right track, says Advani. (SNT)

"The BJP had decided to join hands with the BSP in Up as it believed that
Ms. Mayawati could provide efficient governance," he said in remarks coming
a fortnight after the UP government decided not to issue a notification
which would revive proceedings against Mr. Advani and two central ministers
in the Babri Masjid demolition case"

Advani supporting Mayawati?  Why! He will want to  support the 'LTTE' or for
that matter the 'AL QAEDA'  if it keeps him from going to jail for
demolishing the Babri Masjid.




Vajpayee calls for consensus to achieve 8 pc growth rate. (SNT)

If Vajpayee will co-sponsor  "Bharat Bandhs" on a regular, monthly or
bi-monthly basis, India will achieve much higher rates of growth than mere
8 pc .




Support appointment of administrator, Khalap pleades with shareholders:
(SNT)

After having milked the Mapusa Urban Co-op Bank, now  "BANKRUPT BANK OF GOA"
as much as it could be milked, Ramakant Khalap now expects administrators to
work miracles.  Perhaps, Ramakant Khalap is remembering the shower of
chappals that Narvekar faced in  the  "molestation case"  not a long time
ago, and which the same might be awaiting  him from the duped depositors.
It must  be unnerving for  Khalap   to think  the extent that Narvekar will
go, now that the situation has been reversed. I have a feeling that Narvekar
might  be investing in  chappal manufacturing ventures already.



Moves afoot to bar Pakistan woman from contesting beauty pageant as "Miss
Pakistan" (SNT)

"The government has moved to save the nation from this disgrace"  The news
daily said in a front page story titled "Beauty queen or an ultimate
disgrace" even while carrying the picture of Noorani taking part in the
pageant."

For a nation to recognize an HONOUR as a DISGRACE! Whow!
Too much religion convolutes the mind.
India is not too  far away. As a matter of fact we are heading towards it.
Hand over the rule of India to the VHP Taliban with Advani and Singhal in
the forefront and Bal Thakre in the shadows, and you might as well kiss
"Bollywood" and Indian beauty pageantry  "GOODBYE".

Cheers
Floriano




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