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WHERE: Foodland Cafe - Miramar Residency - Miramar, Goa
WHEN: December 21, 2006 @ 4:00pm
More info:
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**DEAR AUNTY No. 32 - WEEKLY TOP 12**
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
What did the pandit's wife say, when she threw his clothes away? Doby
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Dear Doby: She scream:"I'm sari, Ive to kashti's away, they're too dhoti!"
(sari, kashti, dhoti=items of clothing)*
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm new here - what's Konkani for father of twins & father of triplets? Jitu
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Dear Jitu: Father of twins = Pa'tiu! Father of triplets = Pa'dri !
(padri=priest; pa'tiu=uncle-priest)*
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
I asked for a sun-hat in a temple courtyard....and got arrested! Why? Willy
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Dear Willy: Idiot ! Did you shout loudly "I want topi !"? (to pee!)
(topi=hat!)*
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
Why Brutus kill Cesar?? They were neighbors! Was it some love-affair? Pandu
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Dear Pandu: Stupid ! Cesar's cesari was cazari !
(cesari=neighbour; cazari=married)*
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
After honeymoon night, the husband came down walking crooked! Why? Okle
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Dear Okle: Haha ! I guess the groom was now raw !
(groom=nouro!)*
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
My old aunts cry loudly but are very ferocious & greedy at funerals. Why? Jo
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Dear Jo: Maybe theyre just.......'crocodile tia's ??'
(tia=aunt!)*
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
My maid grows 'ladyfingers'. The bending has bent her legs. What to do? Bena
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Dear Bena: Nothing ! Just call her bhendi-legged !
(bhendi=ladyfingers!)*
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
Why you sitting near temple drum strumming Hindu hymns? Move away! Bhatt
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Dear Bhatt: Sorry dude, I ain't bhajan ! I love to sitar round the tabla !
(ain't budging!)*
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
We hassle our drama teacher with piggy sounds! How can she correct us? Misty
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Dear Misty: The best idea for her is 'dukor actions !'
('do corrections!'; dukor=pig)*
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
How come Al-Qaeda fanatics go to Mecca,then kill people. Are they nuts? Afra
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Dear Afra: That's most'lame ! Anybody can Mecca mistake !
(most'lame=Moslem!)*
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Have you seen the hit comedy "Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle"? Fred
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Dear Fred: No, but I've seen 'Harold and Navin go to the dogs !' haha !
(Herald, Navhind=Goan dailies)*
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
Industries Minister Luizin is my best friend! Can I call him Lou? Micky
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Dear Micky: Depends if you want to 'use' him, or loo-se him, haha !
(as in 'use the loo' haha!)*
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'tube-lights' & non-konkani readers worldwide. Forward with acknowledgement.
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