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Visit http://www.garcabranca.com for details/booking/confirmation. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Prof. Pinto, Thank you for using our generic product. Our forum 'Keyboards Or No Keyboards Against National Illiteracy (K.O.N.K.A.N.I.)', is proud to note only 2 defective models in our illustrious history. We cross the pond to name the customers affected, one Mr. Goveia of Toledo, OH, the other, said Dr. Lawrence of Arabia. Mr. Goveia inexplicably wired his function key "No Pause/Break' to his system softwear (Garruloz 8.8); any attempt on his part to type a single word results in 2 paragraphs. Our commiserations. On Dr. Lawrence's keyboard, the "Save" key remains stuck on Leviticus. This kind of keypad provides much helpful advice, as in the homosexual lifestyle being an abomination (Lev 18:22), etc. Unfortunately for Goans, the key informs us that eating shellfish is also an abomination (Lev 11:10). You may want to note its helpful advice on possessing slaves (Lev 25:44), only applicable to neighbors, which in your case might be Mexicans, rather than us Canadians. If all this curls your hair, sadly you are forbidden from trimming your locks by Lev 19:27. Dr. Lawrence has all our sympathies. We do manufacture other keyboards with advanced features. Dr. Lawrence however being short-sighted in approach, asked for the Leviticus modification, insisting that Lev 21:20 prohibited him from the altar of God with a defect in his sight. Thank you again and trust you will consider being keybored or not. ------------------- FR. --------- >Hi Cornel, >Please forgive Gilbert, it is the defective keyboard he is using. He meant >to type "you are a better Catholic than me" but the keyboard does not >co-operate. A good Catholic like Gilbert would not wear his religion on his >sleeve or berate others who disagree with him.....Yes, it is the fault of >Gilbert's defective keyboard manufactured by those immoral atheistic >homosexual smoking wife-cheaters. _______________________________________________ Goanet mailing list Goanet@lists.goanet.org http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org