And then there was our good ole Goan Gabru who met his friend Santan at the tinto one evening..
"Arre, Gabru, Boro morre! Where u men, no sign so long... You were trying for job no, at the Taj. What happened?" "Arre, Santan... Kitem Sangonk... I no want such job!" "Kiteak re? Kith zallem?"said Santan. 'I am good swimmer. I would be fantastic lifeguard for sure. I went for interview at the Taj. Thinga ek Baill ani ek Dadhlo.. Borim english mattalim.. I good speaking english. They ask me 'Who I' I say - I am Gabriel Joao Leitao from Fortavaddo Nerul. I want to be lifeguard. They say show your feet.. I showed my feet. Then mhaka sangttam show me your knees... I am thinking why for they want to see my Dhomppram but I showing them..." "Then what?" said Santan. "Then, Sheeh Saiba, Loz dissta sangonk! That lady she tell me 'Show me your testimonials'. Testi.. I no showing nobody my testi nothing!!! Hanv Dhaon ghara ailo!!! NAKA MHAKA OSLO JOB!!!" edu [EMAIL PROTECTED]