IS THIS……. A man (Alu) dials his home and a strange woman answers. Alu: Who is this?
Filsu: This is Filsu, the maid of this house. Alu: We don't have a maid. Filsu: I was hired this morning by the woman of the house. Alu: Well, this is her husband. Is she there? Filsu: She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband. Alu: What??? (Alu is fuming and says to the maid), Listen, would you like to make One Lakh Rupees? Filsu: What will I have to do? Alu: I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot my wife and the man she's with. The maid puts the phone down; Alu hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid (Filsu) comes back to the phone and says:- Filsu: What do I do with the bodies? Alu: Throw them in the swimming pool. Filsu: Swimming pool? (Puzzled) But you don't have a swimming pool. A long………… pause and the man (Alu) asks:- Alu: "Oops..! Is this not 2611382?" Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait